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"Wish Gone Wrong" Game

Started by Reinhaven, November 20, 2012, 09:53:08 AM

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Reinhaven

November 20, 2012, 09:53:08 AM
This is just a fun game I thought I would share with this site. Here's how it works.

Person A makes a wish (it can be silly or serious): "I wish that I had a cookie right now."

Then, Person B replies: "Granted, but the cookie has bugs crawling on it/is covered in mud/blew up/anything else repulsive or otherwise negative."

Then Person B keeps the cycle going by making a wish as well.
Does that make sense? Good! I'll start.

I wish that my room would instantly become cleaner.
"Let's get through the tough times together, okay?"
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#1
November 20, 2012, 12:28:15 PM
Granted, but there is no bed, dresser, clothes or carpet.

I wish I had a mansion.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Devlyn

#2
November 20, 2012, 12:31:27 PM
Granted, but you don't have the keys. I wish I could fly.
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SarahM777

#3
November 20, 2012, 12:34:13 PM
Granted but you turn into a bug. I wish I could catch a squirrel
Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard.

Be positive in the fact that there is always one person in a worse situation then you.

The Fourth Doctor
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#4
November 20, 2012, 12:38:25 PM
Granted, but you have turned into a dog.

I wish I was built like a runway model.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Reinhaven

#5
November 20, 2012, 12:53:03 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 20, 2012, 12:38:25 PM
Granted, but you have turned into a dog.

I wish I was built like a runway model.

Granted, but now you have so many fans that you can't get away from the public eye--not even when you sleep!

I wish I could be taller.
"Let's get through the tough times together, okay?"
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#6
November 20, 2012, 01:03:47 PM
Granted, you now the tallest person ever recorded.

I wish my bust was a D cup.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Reinhaven

#7
November 21, 2012, 03:55:10 PM
Granted, but they stopped selling bras in your size now!

I wish I had a really good, funny, and not cheesy joke book.
"Let's get through the tough times together, okay?"
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Devlyn

#8
November 21, 2012, 03:58:24 PM
You do, but you lost your voice and can't read them to anyone. I wish someone would come do the dishes.
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#9
November 21, 2012, 04:08:13 PM
Granted, but don't forget to give them their rabies shots and heart-worm meds.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Devlyn

#10
November 21, 2012, 04:11:15 PM
You do:



I wish I could play a musical instrument.
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#11
November 21, 2012, 04:19:07 PM
Granted.

  and the entire look.

I wish I could drive my boyfriend's Delorean

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Reinhaven

#12
November 21, 2012, 04:40:03 PM Last Edit: January 08, 2013, 04:07:04 PM by Reinhaven
Granted!
... But it's full of rotting meat.

I wish Animal Crossing: New Leaf would come out sooner!
"Let's get through the tough times together, okay?"
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justmeinoz

#13
January 05, 2013, 02:34:44 PM
Granted. In Braille.

I wish I had a seafood banquet.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Shawn Sunshine

#14
January 05, 2013, 02:41:36 PM
QuoteI wish I had a seafood banquet.

Granted, but the only seafood that the magic would allow is raw squid.

I wish I could go back in time and tell myself things.
Shawn Sunshine Strickland The Strickalator

#SupergirlsForJustice
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#15
January 05, 2013, 03:05:42 PM
Granted, how ever you are arrested for being a pervert and sentenced to 30 years in prison.  And you don't listen to ourself.

I wish I had a boyfriend, who love only me.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Devlyn

#16
January 05, 2013, 04:51:49 PM
Granted, but his quest to hike around the world means you haven't seen him in ten years.

I wish I had someone to chop firewood.
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Shawn Sunshine

#17
January 05, 2013, 04:56:46 PM
Granted, but it turns out to be Smokey the Bear



I wish I could be a tiny little pixie or faerie.
Shawn Sunshine Strickland The Strickalator

#SupergirlsForJustice
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Catherine Sarah

#18
January 05, 2013, 05:13:12 PM
Granted. But you get lost in the snow and munched up by the snow plough

I wish I could sing ......  sing .......  sing




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Ms. OBrien CVT

#19
January 05, 2013, 05:18:18 PM
Granted, you are the world's most famous Basses.

I wish I could fly, without a plane.  Like a bird.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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