This is just a fun game I thought I would share with this site. Here's how it works.

Person A makes a wish (it can be silly or serious): "I wish that I had a cookie right now."

Then, Person B replies: "Granted, but the cookie has bugs crawling on it/is covered in mud/blew up/anything else repulsive or otherwise negative."

Then Person B keeps the cycle going by making a wish as well.
Does that make sense? Good! I'll start.

I wish that my room would instantly become cleaner.

Granted, but there is no bed, dresser, clothes or carpet.

I wish I had a mansion.

Granted, but you don't have the keys. I wish I could fly.

Granted but you turn into a bug. I wish I could catch a squirrel

Granted, but you have turned into a dog.

I wish I was built like a runway model.

Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 20, 2012, 12:38:25 PM
Granted, but you have turned into a dog.

I wish I was built like a runway model.

Granted, but now you have so many fans that you can't get away from the public eye--not even when you sleep!

I wish I could be taller.

Granted, you now the tallest person ever recorded.

I wish my bust was a D cup.

Granted, but they stopped selling bras in your size now!

I wish I had a really good, funny, and not cheesy joke book.

You do, but you lost your voice and can't read them to anyone. I wish someone would come do the dishes.

Granted, but don't forget to give them their rabies shots and heart-worm meds.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

You do:



I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Granted.

  and the entire look.

I wish I could drive my boyfriend's Delorean

Granted!
... But it's full of rotting meat.

I wish Animal Crossing: New Leaf would come out sooner!

Granted. In Braille.

I wish I had a seafood banquet.

QuoteI wish I had a seafood banquet.

Granted, but the only seafood that the magic would allow is raw squid.

I wish I could go back in time and tell myself things.

Granted, how ever you are arrested for being a pervert and sentenced to 30 years in prison.  And you don't listen to ourself.

I wish I had a boyfriend, who love only me.

Granted, but his quest to hike around the world means you haven't seen him in ten years.

I wish I had someone to chop firewood.

Granted, but it turns out to be Smokey the Bear



I wish I could be a tiny little pixie or faerie.

Granted. But you get lost in the snow and munched up by the snow plough

I wish I could sing ......  sing .......  sing

Granted, you are the world's most famous Basses.

I wish I could fly, without a plane.  Like a bird.