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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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Beth Andrea

#1580
November 05, 2013, 09:36:15 PM
Quote from: <3 on November 05, 2013, 09:17:29 PM
You mean setting up these pictures to make it look like he spit on the girl?

That too.
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1581
November 05, 2013, 10:50:44 PM
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dalebert

#1582
November 05, 2013, 10:52:09 PM
Quote from: <3 on November 05, 2013, 09:17:29 PM
You mean setting up these pictures to make it look like he spit on the girl?

He was spitting on his fans though.
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Danielle Emmalee

#1583
November 05, 2013, 10:54:53 PM
Quote from: dalebert on November 05, 2013, 10:52:09 PM
He was spitting on his fans though.

I've read conflicting reports.  It wouldn't surprise me if he actually did though.
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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dalebert

#1584
November 05, 2013, 10:57:32 PM
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LordKAT

#1585
November 05, 2013, 11:00:18 PM
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maximusloverus

#1586
November 06, 2013, 01:02:33 AM
How do you make a whore moan?

You don't pay her

duh dun tss  ;D
Oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying
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dalebert

#1587
November 06, 2013, 07:40:30 AM
Quote from: <3 on November 05, 2013, 10:54:53 PM
I've read conflicting reports.  It wouldn't surprise me if he actually did though.

Not at all. Think about it like this. There are clear pics of him spitting over the edge of a hotel balcony. What is 99.9% likely to be underneath a balcony at a hotel where Bieber is staying? The odds of him spitting on anything but a fan are astronomical.
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Shaina

#1588
November 06, 2013, 12:11:30 PM
Am I the only one creeped out by some of the Santas in the mall?

I was a child and she was a child   
    In this kingdom by the sea:   
But we loved with a love that was more than love—
    I and my Annabel Lee
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Beth Andrea

#1589
November 06, 2013, 12:24:05 PM
Quote from: Shaina on November 06, 2013, 12:11:30 PM
Am I the only one creeped out by some of the Santas in the mall?



Remember, it's just 90% of the lawyers who give the other 10% a bad name...

;)
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1590
November 06, 2013, 02:47:18 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 06, 2013, 12:24:05 PM
Remember, it's just 90% of the lawyers who give the other 10% a bad name...

I've heard something similar about cops.
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Jill F

#1591
November 09, 2013, 01:33:07 PM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish.
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MadeleineG

#1592
November 09, 2013, 02:47:57 PM
How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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LordKAT

#1593
November 09, 2013, 02:56:21 PM
None, they just phospheresce.
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Jill F

#1594
November 09, 2013, 05:13:49 PM
How many trans* people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to sit in the dark for years before they realize it needed changed.
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Danielle Emmalee

#1595
November 09, 2013, 05:15:11 PM
That's good...
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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LordKAT

#1596
November 09, 2013, 06:08:46 PM
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Kittenswithmittens

#1597
November 09, 2013, 07:05:42 PM
That made me kind of sad actually. :p



I'm a sucker for puns. Especially tree-related ones although this one was also good. Yew wooden't beleaf how many I got.
"She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through, then passed right by - and never knew."
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Kittenswithmittens

#1598
November 10, 2013, 07:50:36 AM
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

Women often complain about how they only get 85 percent of the man's salary. But for heavens sake, they have their own salary aswell! :D
"She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through, then passed right by - and never knew."
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MadeleineG

#1599
November 10, 2013, 10:18:50 AM
"The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it." --Bertrand Russell
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