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Beth Andrea

#1700
November 26, 2013, 11:38:42 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 26, 2013, 07:52:25 AM
A. That's great!

B. It reminded me of Ted Nugent - Intensities in 10 cities

NUGENT!!!

*fires arrow into the air as a salute*

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*runs for cover*
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1701
November 26, 2013, 02:09:16 PM
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Devlyn

#1702
November 26, 2013, 02:16:53 PM
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nickikim

#1703
November 27, 2013, 07:41:03 PM

I have loved Nugent`s Bronco semi carnally since I first saw it.
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Constance

#1704
November 27, 2013, 10:19:11 PM
What did the one Japanese man say to the other?













Wait for it....











Something in Japanese.
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V M

#1705
November 27, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
What did one Soviet era Russian say to the other?






Something in English because they were both planning to defect
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Shaina

#1706
November 28, 2013, 02:37:08 AM
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.  :D
I was a child and she was a child   
    In this kingdom by the sea:   
But we loved with a love that was more than love—
    I and my Annabel Lee
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Amelia Pond

#1707
November 29, 2013, 09:59:53 AM
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K Style Addiction

#1708
November 29, 2013, 01:36:08 PM
Quote from: nickikim on November 27, 2013, 07:41:03 PM

I have loved Nugent`s Bronco semi carnally since I first saw it.

Wow, tacky...lol
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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nickikim

#1709
November 29, 2013, 08:48:01 PM
Quote from: Donna Troy on November 29, 2013, 01:36:08 PM
Wow, tacky...lol
No , awesome , because built by Bill Stroppe , and I wear animal prints because , tacky ......lol.
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V M

#1710
November 29, 2013, 08:56:36 PM
LOL... I wear animal prints because... I'm an animal  :D
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Beth Andrea

#1711
November 29, 2013, 11:26:36 PM
Quote from: Donna Troy on November 29, 2013, 01:36:08 PM
Wow, tacky...lol

It's beautiful! In most American towns, there always seems to be at least one person who has a zebra stripe something...or if not zebra, some other VERY distinct object...like my car, or a purple-with-blue trimmed house...etc.

It's an American thing.

:-)
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1712
November 30, 2013, 08:42:26 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 26, 2013, 02:16:53 PM
Spelling.

And yet they got "fewer" right!
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dalebert

#1713
December 01, 2013, 07:26:14 PM
Seems like this one's been done recently, but deviled egg.
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LordKAT

#1714
December 01, 2013, 10:06:32 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 29, 2013, 11:26:36 PM
It's beautiful! In most American towns, there always seems to be at least one person who has a zebra stripe something...or if not zebra, some other VERY distinct object...like my car, or a purple-with-blue trimmed house...etc.

It's an American thing.

:-)

A volkswagon beetle with a big fish hook through it.  Written on each side,"Whale bait".
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Beth Andrea

#1715
December 01, 2013, 10:27:57 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on December 01, 2013, 10:06:32 PM

Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 29, 2013, 11:26:36 PM
It's beautiful! In most American towns, there always seems to be at least one person who has a zebra stripe something...or if not zebra, some other VERY distinct object...like my car, or a purple-with-blue trimmed house...etc.

It's an American thing.

:-)
A volkswagon beetle with a big fish hook through it.  Written on each side,"Whale bait".

I recall starting a thread asking people from other countries if they had the same kinds of characters as we do...iirc, I gave a number of good examples, but no one from the rest of the world replied.

It made me a little sad to know that "only in America" is where one would find these special people (of which I are one)...
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1716
December 02, 2013, 05:57:20 PM
I've got a hunch that Daniel Radcliffe will be playing Igor in an upcoming Frankenstein movie.

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K Style Addiction

#1718
December 04, 2013, 02:14:17 AM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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dalebert

#1719
December 05, 2013, 09:48:42 PM
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