This encounter. A male student comes up to me after the final exam:
Guy: So you're not marking this, right?
Me: Right.
Guy: So everything is finalized on your end? All submitted?
Me: Not everyone's, but I have finished yours. You should have your grades by the new year.
Guy: Right...so...um...*silence* can I ask you a question?
Me: *thinking to myself* great, here we go again, going to get the transgender question.
Guy: *blabbering* I had a really great time in your class, and I think you're really great...and...I was wondering if you'd want to go out with me some time. You should know though, I have never asked out another guy before...and um, I'm kind of scared because no one knows I'm gay, but I am ready to come out and have a boyfriend!
Me: *stares blankly* Uh...wow, I'm sorry, I'm already dating someone. Thank you though!
Lmao. But seriously he is a VERY handsome man, better looking than I could ever hope to be myself. Even if I was gay, he could do way better. I'm very flattered anyway.