Where do generals keep their armies? Up their sleevies.

Quote from: dalebert on December 05, 2013, 09:49:16 PM
Comical stuff

<- LOL, Robin looks like one of my neighbors and aparently has about the same intellect

Such a stereotype but I giggled!

Quote from: Kittenswithmittens on December 06, 2013, 03:02:55 AM


Such a stereotype but I giggled!

So bad... and yet so good.

Quote from: Mariax on December 06, 2013, 04:23:31 AM
So bad... and yet so good.

On the sexist theme....

an old biker once told me , some women are like postage stamps,
lick 'em stick 'em , then send them away.

Quote from: V M on December 05, 2013, 10:38:24 PM

I have to say i must be an idiot because i don't get this and i'm a huge comic book nerd .

Quote from: Donna Troy on December 06, 2013, 05:35:48 PM
I have to say i must be an idiot because i don't get this and i'm a huge comic book nerd .

That thing is called a mobile..... soooo batmobile. His car. Yeah!

Quote from: Kittenswithmittens on December 06, 2013, 06:38:16 PM
That thing is called a mobile..... soooo batmobile. His car. Yeah!

ohhhh...okay  , funny.

Quote from: LordKAT on December 07, 2013, 02:26:34 AM

If we had snow I would make that!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the English Cricket team?

Just don't mention the ashes!

For those uninitiated in Cricket

Quote from: Cindy on December 07, 2013, 02:34:49 AM
If we had snow I would make that!!!!!

You can have all of my snow from my driveway, sidewalks, and the top of my car. Just come pick it up, preferably early in the morning after the snow.

And don't say I never did anything for you.

Kia Ora,

A teenage girl tweeting a reply to her 'born again'  friend...

"Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you ? OMG I'm freaking out right now, tell me his exact words."

I cracked up when I read this 

Metta Zenda

When the coven goes to the beach you get:

Quote from: LordKAT on December 07, 2013, 02:26:34 AM

My mom would soooooo do this.

I think my mom is going to find a snowman in the yard soon. I just need to get some kid jeans and shoes.