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Because Christmas is on what day?

Merry Christmas

Quote from: dalebert on December 23, 2013, 03:16:03 PM

This is my eight-year-old's favourite joke.

Reminds me of this one!

A six foot teddy bear

Quote from: dalebert on December 25, 2013, 08:43:40 PM
Reminds me of this one!

Just slightly graphic...


What's the difference between a couch potato and a baked potato?



About three J's

Here's the worst joke I know.

Quote from: GeWnYnNyNwEg on December 26, 2013, 01:01:07 AM
Here's the worst joke I know.

Oh, and that reminds me of another one.  The U.S. is frequently called "Land of the Free" HaaaaaHAHAHAHA!

The "Land of the Free" imprisons more people than any other nation in the entire world including Communist China. That's not per capita, btw. The "Land of the Free" has a much smaller population than China and it STILL imprisons more people!

Quote from: dalebert on December 26, 2013, 09:14:22 AM
Oh, and that reminds me of another one.  The U.S. is frequently called "Land of the Free" HaaaaaHAHAHAHA!

The "Land of the Free" imprisons more people than any other nation in the entire world including Communist China. That's not per capita, btw. The "Land of the Free" has a much smaller population than China and it STILL imprisons more people!

We don't imprison people for political offenses. (And yes, I agree that some drug offenses should not be punished by prison...but that discussion would involve a whole host of topics, from capitalism to demographics).

An Empire has no choice but to imprison large segments of its population, imho.

And, as an effort to get this comedy train back on track, I give you...Grumpy Cat:

Quote from: Cindy on December 27, 2013, 10:54:52 PM
Well dalebert is pretty offensive to all berts who don't live in valleys!