Here we have Shere Khan, well-known interspeciessexual with his spouse.

It's been a long time since I rock and rolled, a loooooooooong time.

Ironically wielding a mighty phallic thingy.

Yeah, the 70's sure were crazy man. Really far out and groovy.

Crap, Robert, I forgot again, were we in the middle of "Whole Lotta Love" or "Dazed and Confused"?

Hello Jane
Hello Robert
What are you doing Jane
Waiting for your call Robert ; and what's all that white powder on your face? Did you sleep with some chick last night Robert?
No Jane ........ The tin of talc powder fell on my face
Sure Robert ......... Goodbye Robert.   (Click)

Elderly people can say rude things, it's one of the few talents we have left

What to do if there is a heat wave.

And to think that no one knows what the Revlon research centre really looks like...

There is a dead body in the suitcase

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I will lick you with my tongue of DOOM!

Yes, Superman, you have walked right into my trap!  Would you like a slice of pepperoni or veggie?  I think there's some Dr. Pepper in the fridge...

New eye test, is this one better, (thingy turns) or is this one?

I like to spoon after I fork...

Up yours, haters!

Don't you think my partner is a HUNK?

And that is how I broke my fingernail

I'm not catching no T virus.

OK, whatever floats your boat.  Doggy style it is.

This is your face.

This is your face on E.