Quote from: VeryGnawty on August 05, 2007, 10:11:02 PM
Quote from: CrazyDiam0nd on August 05, 2007, 02:47:46 PM
I am an athiest, have trouble believing religion.
Have you tried Flying Spaghetti Monsterism? I hear it has a lot of former atheists.
I heard that sect broke up after the atheists ate their deity.
Posted on: August 05, 2007, 10:27:26 PM
Hi,
I understand that this thread has seen better days. The early days of a thread such as this tend to be the bees knees.
I am writing this epistle in order to announce that the Church of Simian Primates is accepting new members.
Are you an atheist? Well, you are not going hell. You are not going anywhere, in fact. So, Join us, the Church of Simian Primates. We don't believe in hell, but we'll do our best to make you feel that you are there.

Are you of any other faith? Well, we offer you a chance to renounce your God or Gods, or nature, or Universe, or belt buckle, or whatever it is that you worship. In the Church of Simian Primates, we worship nothing. We are only interesting in
Being, and of course, we do follow The LawGiver. However, the LawGiver is very generous and pays 1 whole dollar above minimum.
So, please, change your vote. You know you want to.