Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2014, 12:56:22 PMAt least it's cinematic.  I wish some rich person can give me 2 billion dollars so I wouldn't have to work and I could go straight into my transition.

Get thee to a sugar momeee!

Quote from: Willow on January 25, 2014, 12:58:46 PM
Get thee to a sugar momeee!

I wouldn't mind being adopted by some rich mother.   

Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2014, 01:00:35 PMI wouldn't mind being adopted by some rich mother.   

Would be cool
My big issue is I'd need money to travel. Where would that come from? Who knows, if all I wanted to do was travel. Must work *sigh*
Plus if I did settle down and make a family, while still travelling, there's always the chance of what happened to my parents happening

Quote from: Willow on January 25, 2014, 01:05:29 PM
Would be cool
My big issue is I'd need money to travel. Where would that come from? Who knows, if all I wanted to do was travel. Must work *sigh*
Plus if I did settle down and make a family, while still travelling, there's always the chance of what happened to my parents happening

Maybe you need a special sugar father too.   

Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2014, 01:24:27 PMMaybe you need a special sugar father too.   

It's a shuga daddy, btw
And not apt for selling myself. I'd rather have a true, loving relationship. Someone to start a family with.

Quote from: Willow on January 25, 2014, 01:27:37 PM
It's a shuga daddy, btw
And not apt for selling myself. I'd rather have a true, loving relationship. Someone to start a family with.

I think it could happen for you.

On the subject of episiotomies, the thing is they're supposedly the slightly better alternative to tearing which often happens. Not only is there tearing or cutting (or both if one is really unlucky), but then it needs to be stitched up after. I was in pain for several weeks.

Not everyone wants kids. That doesn't make them horrible. What would be horrible is if they had kids and then treated them badly.

Quote from: Edge on January 25, 2014, 02:04:18 PM
On the subject of episiotomies, the thing is they're supposedly the slightly better alternative to tearing which often happens. Not only is there tearing or cutting (or both if one is really unlucky), but then it needs to be stitched up after. I was in pain for several weeks.

Not fun I'm sure, sorry hon, beats tearing though! My daughter-in-law's doc was too busy watching the world series and she tore so bad it took 31 stitches to repair the damage. We could have killed the jerk!

Quote from: Edge on January 25, 2014, 02:04:18 PM
Not everyone wants kids. That doesn't make them horrible. What would be horrible is if they had kids and then treated them badly.

Amen to that, there's so much of that in the news, it's sickening and heart breaking! There's a few women that deserve to have it sewed shut permanently.

The longer I work in education, the angrier I become over the state of parenting. Do it right or opt out.

My mother just informed me that someone took my beat-down mattress that we put on the side of the road.  I wonder who took it and what they are going to do with it.

Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2014, 04:55:15 PM
My mother just informed me that someone took my beat-down mattress that we put on the side of the road.  I wonder who took it and what they are going to do with it.

I thought you were gonna say someone took a beat-down for you. O.o

Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on January 25, 2014, 05:02:13 PM
I thought you were gonna say someone took a beat-down for you. O.o

Would you do the honors?   

Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2014, 04:55:15 PM
My mother just informed me that someone took my beat-down mattress that we put on the side of the road.  I wonder who took it and what they are going to do with it.

My guess is, they'll do a bit of clean up on it and sell it in a used furniture store. Apparently these folks make a pretty good living doing this, nothing I put out of this sort remains before the city has a chance to pick it up.

"One man's junk is another man's treasure."

Quote from: Nikko on January 25, 2014, 06:02:50 PM
My guess is, they'll do a bit of clean up on it and sell it in a used furniture store. Apparently these folks make a pretty good living doing this, nothing I put out of this sort remains before the city has a chance to pick it up.

If they could work magic on that 10 + year old raggity mattress then I'd be surprised.  I think it's cool though how people take the stuff I throw out.  I'd rather them get it than the city.  My mom put out two freezers and they were both gone within 24 hours.  I saw one guy even load one of the freezers on a truck and drive off lol.  My mom threw out some pillows today as well.  I hope somebody gets them as I don't think the pillows were too bad.

Quote from: Nikko on January 25, 2014, 06:02:50 PM
My guess is, they'll do a bit of clean up on it and sell it in a used furniture store. Apparently these folks make a pretty good living doing this, nothing I put out of this sort remains before the city has a chance to pick it up.

"One man's junk is another man's treasure."

This is very true. We have loads of those big bins where you can donate clothes around here. They're brilliant. So many people who are in need of whatever we're throwing away.

I also have a very beaten up bed. It's been used and abused up until the point where it requires a certain amount of balance for you to be able to sleep in it unless you want to get seasick. But whenever I have friends over and they try both my big bed (big enough for two) and the smaller scruffy one, they prefer the smaller one as it's so comfy it's ridiculous. That's also why I just can't throw it out lol.

An MMA league that consists of only morbidly obese, out of shape people like myself.  I would SO sign up and be one of the best fighters on that roster!

I would too! I'd defeat all my enemies by shaving my belly so it was rough like sandpaper, and rubbing my belly on their exposed skin. They would then recoil and I'd take my shot!

Quote from: caleb. on January 25, 2014, 07:18:37 PM
I would too! I'd defeat all my enemies by shaving my belly so it was rough like sandpaper, and rubbing my belly on their exposed skin. They would then recoil and I'd take my shot!

  You would be such an innovative fighter.

Quote from: Malachite on January 25, 2014, 07:27:27 PM
  You would be such an innovative fighter.

Seriously, I could give somebody rugburn with this thing.

Ah Geeze! You all are such... how do you say... GUYS!