I feel good about myself...every now and again I browse through dating sites just for fun, and I see so many guys who are like "I'm handsome, smart, funny, you could grate cheese on my abs, I feed the orphans and am a nominee for a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the violence in the Congo, I'm one step away from curing cancer, I'm due to be beatified into the Catholic Church as the patron saint of men everywhere, I've been told I am essentially the dream man and here I am for the taking! I can't for the life of me figure out why I am single, guess I just haven't met a woman up to my standards yet. Oh and yes, did I mention I am modest? I am so modest I never mentioned my modesty. Please contact me but be aware that I may be too busy giving blankets to the homeless to respond immediately."

I feel like there is hope for me yet.

Quote from: birkin on January 27, 2014, 11:57:49 AM
I feel good about myself...every now and again I browse through dating sites just for fun, and I see so many guys who are like "I'm handsome, smart, funny, you could grate cheese on my abs, I feed the orphans and am a nominee for a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the violence in the Congo, I'm one step away from curing cancer, I'm due to be beatified into the Catholic Church as the patron saint of men everywhere, I've been told I am essentially the dream man and here I am for the taking! I can't for the life of me figure out why I am single, guess I just haven't met a woman up to my standards yet. Oh and yes, did I mention I am modest? I am so modest I never mentioned my modesty. Please contact me but be aware that I may be too busy giving blankets to the homeless to respond immediately."

I feel like there is hope for me yet.

Yeah but can you grate cheese on your abs, have you even seen them yet?  Don't worry hon, I know someone who would take you in a heartbeat!

I don't need abs to grate cheese, I just have to shave my belly and rub the cheese on the stubble.

Quote from: birkin on January 27, 2014, 12:42:07 PM
I don't need abs to grate cheese, I just have to shave my belly and rub the cheese on the stubble.

Waaaa Haaaaaa!  You are a riot!

Thanks Shan, want a cheese sandwich with a little extra pepper tossed in for flavour?

Quote from: birkin on January 27, 2014, 12:42:07 PM
I don't need abs to grate cheese, I just have to shave my belly and rub the cheese on the stubble.

*smiles*

If I was looking, I would date you. For sure. Abs or not. There definitely is hope for you. You have many qualities that I admire in a man. Well, in a human being in general.

Just don't grate cheese on your stubble. Please.

Quote from: Sephirah on January 27, 2014, 12:47:02 PM
*smiles*

If I was looking, I would date you. For sure. Abs or not. There definitely is hope for you. You have many qualities that I admire in a man. Well, in a human being in general.

Just don't grate cheese on your stubble. Please.

+1 

Aw, now you're making me blush y'all    

Something that made my evening:

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Alice In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll.

I'm not sure whether i'd call myself a good person, i'm just glad to read something like that, because i take what i can get to lift me up.

No worries. I decided a long time ago that I wouldn't want to be like the 'sane/normal' people. They are so bad that they don't even know how bad they are.

Schools are closed tomorrow because of the freezing temperatures..

Quote from: Mr Hockey on January 27, 2014, 06:22:51 PM
Schools are closed tomorrow because of the freezing temperatures..

Only for the students.

Had a very good day at work after a bad week.
Lots of wins after half a day of client meetings.

Nice warm day to run home from work, got home faster than the busses! .

Have tomorrow off as seeing Endo and will meet Grace.
Exited.



J

Quote from: Jenny07 on January 28, 2014, 02:38:05 AM
Have tomorrow off as seeing Endo and will meet Grace.
Exited.

You're so excited you've exited instead!

I'm damn excited too! Amazingly, Jen and I both booked appointments with our shared endo some three months ago and by sheer fluke we chose the same day and have sessions one after the other. Many thanks to Susans' - for if it wasn't for this wonderful forum we wouldn't have met and become friends and definitely would've been none the wiser of each other in that waiting room tomorrow.

It is snowing outside.

yay!! my work won't be opening until 11am tomorrow!!  yay snow!!!!!!!

Saw Endo today even though running late.
All is well and responding better than expected to E dose.

So much happier.

Met up with Grace today
Nice to meet others and yes eye do exist.

There is me thinking you were a cartoon!

I'm just drawn that way

Mmmm, hot! Must be the weather in Sydney

Great to hear the endo report as well!
Jenny is busting out all over?