I can't tell if I can picture myself living in Montana or not. I am considering applying for a job out there, but I don't want to apply, get it, move out there and then have complete culture shot and a mental breakdown.

you can always tell when I'm sick because my computer time jumps way up

and the next random thought...

it just occurred to me the seder is going to be loaded with gluten. what the heck am I going to do about that?

Quote from: Tossu-sama on April 10, 2014, 07:47:57 PM
Someone added me in Skype, no idea who he is but the first thing he asks is if I'm FTM. :s Well, he's offline now but since I'm a realistic pessimist, I have this feeling he might be some creep... I hope I'm wrong.

But I'm so not gonna answer any questions about the contents of my pants.

That DEFINITELY reeks of creep. I'd block him, especially since you have no clue who he is.

Quote from: birkin on April 11, 2014, 12:16:31 AM
That DEFINITELY reeks of creep. I'd block him, especially since you have no clue who he is.

Haha, I'm not paranoid then. Well I'm going to give him ONE chance and if he blows it, then it's buh-bye not gonna talk to you. I'm not some fetish object some random creepo can f*p to.

Do i go out or do I sleep?

thinking this article posted in "Science and Medical News" is very cool!

Lab-grown vaginas have been successfully implanted in four women
 

When do I get my lab grown penis? lol they need to hurry up with that.

Quote from: Malachite on April 11, 2014, 10:29:01 AM
When do I get my lab grown penis? lol they need to hurry up with that.

Lab grown vaginas are a sign of female privilege in today's society! There's a company known as "Wang lab" 

Wang lab?? That's awesome

Quote from: Malachite on April 11, 2014, 10:29:01 AM
When do I get my lab grown penis? lol they need to hurry up with that.

I want one!

Yes us guys need a Wang Lab!

Quote from: Malachite on April 11, 2014, 10:46:30 AM
Yes us guys need a Wang Lab!

Years ago there was a carpenter in the local news who had been sawing a board when the saw bucked backward and whacked off his penis. EMT's packed it in ice and it was successfully reattached at a local hospital. Some of the guys had to make jokes about sending the poor fellow to Wang Lab which is really an electronics firm. Now you have the rest of the story! 

I'm trying to think of a more coherent way to say insides/soul/mind/etc without making it sound overly flowery or as corny as soul, but without being misinterpreted as internal organs.
What would you (everyone) look like if your outside looked like your insides? I want to know. I wish I could see.

Its my birthday and I feel really really really crappy. Set aside I hate getting older, this was my suicide deadline. Yeah I know its stupid, and I'm not going to kill myself. I just felt so ->-bleeped-<-ty 6 mos ago and I was hoping things would have improved. They have in some ways but they've changed more than anything. Still bad just different, but at least its better in a lot of ways I guess than it was 6 months ago

I just want to get drunk and cut and listen to some hard music and forget about the world today and pretend like its not even my birthday.

Quote from: Edge on April 11, 2014, 09:39:55 PM
I'm trying to think of a more coherent way to say insides/soul/mind/etc without making it sound overly flowery or as corny as soul, but without being misinterpreted as internal organs.
What would you (everyone) look like if your outside looked like your insides? I want to know. I wish I could see.

Essence?

Quote from: Abbyxo on April 11, 2014, 11:20:01 PM
Its my birthday and I feel really really really crappy. Set aside I hate getting older, this was my suicide deadline. Yeah I know its stupid, and I'm not going to kill myself. I just felt so ->-bleeped-<-ty 6 mos ago and I was hoping things would have improved. They have in some ways but they've changed more than anything. Still bad just different, but at least its better in a lot of ways I guess than it was 6 months ago

I just want to get drunk and cut and listen to some hard music and forget about the world today and pretend like its not even my birthday.

Essence?

Well as you you don't seem to be a fan of your birthday and getting older, I will instead wish you a very happy year full of changes and excitement before your next birthday rolls around!

Quote from: Shantel on April 11, 2014, 11:12:51 AM
Years ago there was a carpenter in the local news who had been sawing a board when the saw bucked backward and whacked off his penis. EMT's packed it in ice and it was successfully reattached at a local hospital. Some of the guys had to make jokes about sending the poor fellow to Wang Lab which is really an electronics firm. Now you have the rest of the story! 

LOL!

About all appointments I have in school and all the books I have to read. I've read about 2000+ pages just this week.

Debating if I should go to a free football game with the boys at church today.  I don't have long to make up my mind.

Quote from: Malachite on April 12, 2014, 12:33:44 PM
Debating if I should go to a free football game with the boys at church today.  I don't have long to make up my mind.

Why not?

Quote from: Abbyxo on April 11, 2014, 11:20:01 PM
Set aside I hate getting older, this was my suicide deadline.

Make a new deadline. When that deadline comes up, make a new one. And so on and so forth.

Quote from: Abbyxo on April 11, 2014, 11:20:01 PMEssence?

Sort of, but that's a little too vague for me. I mean more like personality/minds/souls. Oh. Personality is good. Thanks.