Quote from: LordKAT on May 27, 2014, 08:37:38 AM
Did you exchange some bubbly for immortality?

Only temporarily.  Thankfully my enemies didn't find out I was vulnerable

NSFW because it's Tom Waits and he cusses and stuff.

Seeing a councilor coming out of a rub and tug shop

Quote from: Felix on May 30, 2014, 12:42:16 AM
NSFW because it's Tom Waits and he cusses and stuff.

I really enjoyed that.

I was labeled a "Stalinist" for supporting equal rights for trans people. People...what are we gonna do with'em?!

the stats_canada twitter feed. I don't even know any canadians right now irl, but still.
https://twitter.com/stats_canada

Had a new rep in my office today, really cute guy. When he left all the woman descended on me like flies wanting to know who he was. A ten minute porn-fantasy conversation followed.

I think I'm working with a bunch of nymphos

What is the collective for a group of nymphomaniacs?

I think you call them South Australians

I'll never tire of this image macro:

Quote from: immortal gypsy on June 03, 2014, 04:40:38 AM
I think you call them South Australians

Oh I am aggrieved

Quote from: Cindy on June 03, 2014, 04:46:38 AM
Oh I am aggrieved

Couldn't help myself . Free shot here I was born in Queensland

Quote from: immortal gypsy on June 03, 2014, 04:49:59 AM
Couldn't help myself . Free shot here I was born in Queensland

I'm a very forgiving woman

Quote from: Cindy on June 03, 2014, 04:53:04 AM
I'm a very forgiving woman

Must be something in the water down there my uncle is the same way.  I've been in Sydney to long they're much easier to bait

Anyone heard of SCP?  It's a wiki and each page has details on anomalous entities with supernatural effects.  The page typically has details on special containment procedures, descriptions and experiment logs.  Some of these pages are just downright creepy and more unnerving and horrific than some of the best creepypastas I've read.

But what stand out are the joke pages.  Not all of them rely on in-jokes you'd only understand if you've read some of the highest rated pages.  One joke page which comes to mind is this:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-j

Quote from: caseyyy on February 02, 2012, 06:58:19 AM
I never laugh at the way people say things, but one of my professors said "The Gaps" (referring to the store, The Gap) and I broke out into this like...half smile bordering on a laugh and fortunately it didn't become one. I don't know why it was that funny, actually.

That's because "The Gaps" have clothes in them,

The rest of us would like to keep our "Gaps" In clothes :p

But yes that thought made me Laugh today

Quote from: dalebert on June 03, 2014, 08:45:16 AM

lolol I love sassy children.

Today I had my latest T shot at the doctor's surgery... and whilst I was queueing up to sign in, there was an elderly couple at the receptionist's desk, booking their next medical appointment.

The wife had brought an actual calendar from home to write the appointment on. She must've taken it down off the wall to bring it with her to the doctor's surgery. It was one of those large display ones, with a different picture of puppies for each month.

Adorable.