Dammit, Jim! I'm a villain, not a coat rack...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bo4cZOS3A&feature=kp

Come here, Siegfried- you're about to be my dessert!

(And Pretty Little Angel eyes?  Hell, I look like I just smoked a fatty in that pic- and NO, I had done nothing of the sort.  Well, not at the time anyway...)

Sorry Jill, sometimes in my minds eye, you appear a tad different than the image reflects. My caption stands.

Meanwhile, new caption: "Wait! I'm not ready for the picture yet."

Sadly, Hobbes felt quite lonely after eating his best friend Calvin.

I wrestle tigers.

I wrestle demons.  Cheers!

Darn KAT allergy.

I could really go for a cougar right about now...

I think my world is right on its side...

The Prince of Bling.

No, Thor, I'm not trying to get you drunk.  Don't be silly...  Cheers!

I'm so happy I'm blushing

No your Honour. I would never consider such a darstardly thing. Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth 

and now that I've told you, you had better have listened. The test is tomorrow.

Who the hell is Tony?  For the last time already, my name is John and I hate cereal.

Apparently, I'm allergic to my make up.

I'm a vegetarian.  I only eat chocolate bunnies.

You would smile too if you ate all the chocolates!

Really? Now that is a surprise