OK, the last line from the bottom: E P T U, crap... Is that an O or a Q?

*Guitars murmuring quietly*


((Jill, that one made me laugh. Thank you  ))

Not quite certain if 'While my guitars gently murmur' will work or not, sounds kinda familiar for some reason

This is the boot that kicked him all the way down the driveway.

You think I didn't earn these stripes?

And his name is Bob, and the red-white one is Fred, and the camouflage one is Arnold.. Point is, my collection is better than yours. It's so good I name 'em.

I can make your head explode.

Welcome to Guitar Group Therapy, take a seat and tonight's topic is Who and/or What has got you strung up or strung out and does it ever cause you to purposely dead fret during live shows?

Who would like to start the discussion?

These boots were made for walkin'.

I think I hit the bullseye.  He seems to be charging at me but staggering a bit.

I have these stripes so I am not so easily spotted.  A bit of KAT humor there- HA! Get it?  I'll be here all week.  Tip your waitstaff and bartenders...

I'm tossing every single one of those guitars out to the crowd tonight.

Huh... I can't even remember my birthday. Weird.

I want to be in the new Street Fighter game NOW!

These men are armed and considered dangerous.  If you see them, do not try to apprehend them.  Call the FBI immediately.

Uhhhh I think I have a problem budgeting my money....

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to bring these men to justice.  If you are captured or killed during this mission, our secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.  This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  Good luck, Jim.

Buy 1 guitar and get another free!

Hi, has anyone seen my bespectacled squirrelfriend's nuts?  She can't seem to find them anywhere.

Chose your wepon carfuly. then the rock battle shall beguin