An infinite number of mathematicians goes into a bar.
The 1st one says: "I'd like a glass of beer"
The 2nd one "I'd like 1/2 a glass"
The 3rd one "Give me 1/4 of a glass"
etc.
Then the barman says "Oh for f*cks sake" and gives them 2 glasses of beer.

A little help here?

Quote from: dalebert on July 12, 2015, 10:36:41 AM
A little help here?

took me a minute. But yea..roll-on deodorant LOL

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Quote from: kelly_1979 on July 12, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
An infinite number of mathematicians goes into a bar.
The 1st one says: "I'd like a glass of beer"
The 2nd one "I'd like 1/2 a glass"
The 3rd one "Give me 1/4 of a glass"
etc.
Then the barman says "Oh for f*cks sake" and gives them 2 glasses of beer.

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A chicken and egg were lying in bed smoking a cigarette in post coital relaxation. Well that answers that one, says the egg.

Quote from: Cindy on July 17, 2015, 06:18:47 AM
A chicken and egg were lying in bed smoking a cigarette in post coital relaxation. Well that answers that one, says the egg.

Did you hear this one?









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I had a co worker ask to meet in 2004, then correct himself to 1004.  I told him my delorean was out of fuel.



(He meant room number.)

Quote from: dalebert on July 21, 2015, 01:31:58 PM

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