So I'm supposed to be attending an event soon that requires me to dress up. We have the option of either a cocktail dress or tuxedo. I sure as hell ain't gonna look good in a cocktail dress.

I was wondering if any of you have any suggestions as to where I might find a tuxedo that will allow me to pass as female. I want something that nips in at the waist. I'm unfortunate and have a masculine build and wide jaw, though I have long hair and will wear makeup.

I need something preferably on the inexpensive side.

Measurements:

------------- Female  /  Male
Hips:             13      /   34
Bra:              38C    /
Leg Length:             /   32
Shoulders:  kind of wide

Very few people own a tuxedo because they are expensive and if you don't wear them often, it's a waste of money so cheap is out. If you want to buy one, they will tailor it to fit properly. The option everybody uses is a rental shop. They may have something like that in stock because sometimes women want to do exactly what you are doing for a wedding or other special occasion.

http://www.hertuxedo.com/
They're not that expensive.