Granted.  Here is your new wardrobe.  Now you just need more clothes. 



I wish I had a nice three bedroom House, paid in full.

Granted, but it's made of LEGO and stands about 18 inches tall.

I wish I lived closer to the beach.

Granted, you live in a hut on the beach. Watch out for the tide!

I wish people would stop being so defensive.

Quote from: Osiris on April 03, 2009, 01:47:40 PM
Granted, you live in a hut on the beach. Watch out for the tide!

I wish people would stop being so defensive.

Please tell me it's not Jabba the Hut. 

Granted, people are now offensive. (Oh, wait, that's just like real life!)

I wish I had some pizza.

Granted here's those pizza bagel things. Ya know! Piiiiiizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!

I wish I didn't just set off my dysphoria.

Quote from: Osiris on April 03, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Granted here's those pizza bagel things. Ya know! Piiiiiizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!

I wish I didn't just set off my dysphoria.

granted, but now you fall into a pit of gender euphoria for your birth sex. (pizza sets off your dysphoria?  )

i wish i were an archaeologist.

lmao after I posted I realized that it looked like pizza bagels set off my dysphoria. That's be horrible if they did.

Granted, here's a paper saying that you're an Archaeologist. You just need to pay $150,000 to claim it.

I wish I'd stop second guessing my decision to not transition.

That's a nice wardrobe Janet!  Thanks!!   

Granted Osiris, you are now confident in your decision not to transition, but you still have to deal with GID, sorry. 

Now I wish I had more clothes. 

Granted. They are all Barbie-sized and in your least favorite color.

I wish the school year could be over NOW.

Granted, you're expelled.

I wish.... Erm... I'm running out of wishes. I wish I had a wish.

granted but be careful what you wish for, because now you have a million wishes.  (ok that was on the lame side  ).

i wish i had a girlfriend.

Granted you can have any girl you want as your girlfriend, but she never spends time with you.

And it worked Nero! I wish that teenagers weren't so bloody stupid. -_-

Granted. They are all now inhumanly intelligent and rise to power (yes, including myself, MWAHAHAHA)

*ahem* I wish it wasn't so hard to say "no" to certain people.

Granted, you can say no to everyone but you can't say yes anymore.

I wish I could have a more masculine singing voice... or speaking voice in general.

Granted. You're so shocked when this happens that you go into a coma.

I wish I lived on the coast.

Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on April 03, 2009, 05:57:21 PM
Granted, it's 2 feet tall and made of lettuce.

I wish money didn't exist.

granted now we're bartering pigs and cows.

i wish i weren't allergic to my cat.

Quote from: Osiris on April 03, 2009, 05:52:02 PM
And it worked Nero! I wish that teenagers weren't so bloody stupid. -_-

Hey! I resent that wish. Anyways, I think I agree. Now Uncondtional Acceptance and I will rule the world! 


Granted, you are not allergic to your cat, your cat is allergic to you.

I wish people would stop posting before I finish my post! (There were 7 posts while I was trying to type. I had to keep changing it.  )

I WISH I COULD KEEP UP WITH THIS THREAD!

^^^Again! Like I was saying!

Corrupted my own wish, the thread is dead now!