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New Corrupt-A-Wish

Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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Janet_Girl

Granted.  Here is your new wardrobe.  Now you just need more clothes.  ;D



I wish I had a nice three bedroom House, paid in full.
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Constance

Granted, but it's made of LEGO and stands about 18 inches tall.

I wish I lived closer to the beach.

Osiris

Granted, you live in a hut on the beach. Watch out for the tide!

I wish people would stop being so defensive.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Constance

Quote from: Osiris on April 03, 2009, 01:47:40 PM
Granted, you live in a hut on the beach. Watch out for the tide!

I wish people would stop being so defensive.
Please tell me it's not Jabba the Hut.  ;)

Granted, people are now offensive. (Oh, wait, that's just like real life!)

I wish I had some pizza.

Osiris

Granted here's those pizza bagel things. Ya know! Piiiiiizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!

I wish I didn't just set off my dysphoria.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Nero

Quote from: Osiris on April 03, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Granted here's those pizza bagel things. Ya know! Piiiiiizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!

I wish I didn't just set off my dysphoria.

granted, but now you fall into a pit of gender euphoria for your birth sex. (pizza sets off your dysphoria?  :laugh:)

i wish i were an archaeologist.
Nero was the Forum Admin here at Susan's Place for several years up to the time of his death.
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Osiris

lmao after I posted I realized that it looked like pizza bagels set off my dysphoria. That's be horrible if they did. :D

Granted, here's a paper saying that you're an Archaeologist. You just need to pay $150,000 to claim it.

I wish I'd stop second guessing my decision to not transition. :P
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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fae_reborn

That's a nice wardrobe Janet!  Thanks!!  :D  :laugh:

Granted Osiris, you are now confident in your decision not to transition, but you still have to deal with GID, sorry.  :-\

Now I wish I had more clothes.  :P
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Unconditional Acceptance

Granted. They are all Barbie-sized and in your least favorite color.

I wish the school year could be over NOW.
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Osiris

Granted, you're expelled.

I wish.... Erm... I'm running out of wishes. I wish I had a wish. :P
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Nero

granted but be careful what you wish for, because now you have a million wishes.  (ok that was on the lame side  :P).

i wish i had a girlfriend.
Nero was the Forum Admin here at Susan's Place for several years up to the time of his death.
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Osiris

Granted you can have any girl you want as your girlfriend, but she never spends time with you.

And it worked Nero! I wish that teenagers weren't so bloody stupid. -_-
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Unconditional Acceptance

Granted. They are all now inhumanly intelligent and rise to power (yes, including myself, MWAHAHAHA)

*ahem* I wish it wasn't so hard to say "no" to certain people.
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Osiris

Granted, you can say no to everyone but you can't say yes anymore.

I wish I could have a more masculine singing voice... or speaking voice in general. :P
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Unconditional Acceptance

Granted. You're so shocked when this happens that you go into a coma.

I wish I lived on the coast.
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Nero

Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on April 03, 2009, 05:57:21 PM
Granted, it's 2 feet tall and made of lettuce.

I wish money didn't exist.

granted now we're bartering pigs and cows.

i wish i weren't allergic to my cat.
Nero was the Forum Admin here at Susan's Place for several years up to the time of his death.
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Dante

Quote from: Osiris on April 03, 2009, 05:52:02 PM
And it worked Nero! I wish that teenagers weren't so bloody stupid. -_-

Hey! I resent that wish. Anyways, I think I agree. Now Uncondtional Acceptance and I will rule the world!  >:-)


Granted, you are not allergic to your cat, your cat is allergic to you.

I wish people would stop posting before I finish my post! (There were 7 posts while I was trying to type. I had to keep changing it.  :( )





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Osiris

I WISH I COULD KEEP UP WITH THIS THREAD!
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Dante

^^^Again! Like I was saying!





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Osiris

Corrupted my own wish, the thread is dead now! :(
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