New Corrupt-A-Wish

Nor · April 11, 2009, 02:35:18 AM

Granted! But now the video quality is horrific.

I wish my friends weren't so flakey. $:-\$

Dante · April 11, 2009, 02:35:03 PM

Granted, now they're crispy. (lol, sorry!)

I wish I liked fish.

Nor · April 11, 2009, 05:26:02 PM

Granted. But now they're extinct.

I wish I lived in Vancouver.

Janet_Girl · April 11, 2009, 07:15:17 PM

Granted, but it is Vancouver, WA not B.C.

I wish that the USA had universal heath care for all, including the Transsexual/Transgendered community.

Dante · April 12, 2009, 12:09:00 AM

Granted, the US has health care for all. But unfortunately, the health care sucks, and you can't get a different provider, so it helps absolutely nothing.

I wish I could visit Japan.

Nor · April 12, 2009, 01:53:19 AM

Granted, but it's in an urn, so that your surviving family can spread some of your ashes.

I wish I was multilingual.

Janet_Girl · April 12, 2009, 01:58:05 AM

Granted. you now speak ten languages. Most are so obscure that only a hand full of people speak them, and your native language is not one of them.

I wish I wasn't so shy. I could really like to try to be more slutty.

Janet

Nor · April 12, 2009, 02:39:39 AM

Granted, but you end up trying too hard and your friends reject you for being fake.

I wish I was 30.

V M · April 12, 2009, 02:45:46 AM

Granted...You will eat panties with hearts on them the rest of your life

I wish I was 21

Michelle. · April 12, 2009, 02:58:21 AM

Granted... your the one wearing the edible panties and they never seem to dissolve quite enough.

I wish for a kind stranger to finance my transition.

Christo · April 12, 2009, 03:24:34 AM

granted but he's an old crazy dude that wants 2 marry u.

I wish I was 6 ft tall

Dante · April 12, 2009, 01:39:33 PM

Granted, you are 6 feet tall, but you live in a country where everyone is only 4 feet tall, and so everything (houses, beds, furniture, appliances, etc.) is too small for you.

I wish I knew what happens after death.

Unconditional Acceptance · April 12, 2009, 03:52:41 PM

Granted; the knowledge kills you.

I wish cavities were a physical impossibility.

Constance · April 13, 2009, 10:31:46 AM

Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on April 12, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
I wish cavities were a physical impossibility.

Granted: you no longer have any teeth.

I wish my heartburn would go away.

Unconditional Acceptance · April 13, 2009, 06:47:46 PM

Granted; it is replaced with extreme stupidity.

I wish people didn't set so much store by clothes.

Nor · April 13, 2009, 08:51:12 PM

Granted, humanity completely rejects clothing - and freezes to death during the winter.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

Alyx. · April 13, 2009, 08:55:48 PM

Quote from: Nor on April 13, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Granted, humanity completely rejects clothing - and freezes to death during the winter.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

But you spend it all funding wars.

I wish I had the "Humungus Chicken" from "Elmo in Grouchland".

V M · April 13, 2009, 09:10:21 PM

Granted....But the chicken constantly interrupts what ever you're doing just to hen peck you about something that doesn't matter.

I wish I was a Victoria's Secret model

Osiris · April 13, 2009, 09:14:35 PM

Granted, you become a famous victoria's secret model. But you have stalkers and must live in hiding.

I wish I had some potatoes to eat.

V M · April 14, 2009, 01:12:01 AM

Granted...You will now have nothing to eat but huge Idaho baker potatoes. But you'll run out of new ways to prepare them

I wish my dog wouldn't stare at me when I'm eating

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