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Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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Nor

#120
April 11, 2009, 02:35:18 AM
Granted! But now the video quality is horrific.

I wish my friends weren't so flakey. :-\
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Dante

#121
April 11, 2009, 02:35:03 PM
Granted, now they're crispy. (lol, sorry!)

I wish I liked fish.





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Nor

#122
April 11, 2009, 05:26:02 PM
 Granted. But now they're extinct.

I wish I lived in Vancouver.
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Janet_Girl

#123
April 11, 2009, 07:15:17 PM
Granted, but it is Vancouver, WA not B.C.

I wish that the USA had universal heath care for all, including the Transsexual/Transgendered community.
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Dante

#124
April 12, 2009, 12:09:00 AM
Granted, the US has health care for all. But unfortunately, the health care sucks, and you can't get a different provider, so it helps absolutely nothing.

I wish I could visit Japan.





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Nor

#125
April 12, 2009, 01:53:19 AM
Granted, but it's in an urn, so that your surviving family can spread some of your ashes.


I wish I was multilingual.
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Janet_Girl

#126
April 12, 2009, 01:58:05 AM
Granted.  you now speak ten languages.  Most are so obscure that only a hand full of people speak them, and your native language is not one of them.

I wish I wasn't so shy.  I could really like to try to be more slutty.

Janet
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Nor

#127
April 12, 2009, 02:39:39 AM
Granted, but you end up trying too hard and your friends reject you for being fake.


I wish I was 30.
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V M

#128
April 12, 2009, 02:45:46 AM
Granted...You will eat panties with hearts on them the rest of your life

I wish I was 21
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Michelle.

#129
April 12, 2009, 02:58:21 AM
Granted... your the one wearing the edible panties and they never seem to dissolve quite enough.

I wish for a kind stranger to finance my transition.
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Christo

#130
April 12, 2009, 03:24:34 AM
granted but he's an old crazy dude that wants 2 marry u.  >:-) I wish I was 6 ft tall  8)
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Dante

#131
April 12, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
Granted, you are 6 feet tall, but you live in a country where everyone is only 4 feet tall, and so everything (houses, beds, furniture, appliances, etc.) is too small for you.

I wish I knew what happens after death.





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Unconditional Acceptance

#132
April 12, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Granted; the knowledge kills you.

I wish cavities were a physical impossibility.
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Constance

#133
April 13, 2009, 10:31:46 AM
Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on April 12, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
I wish cavities were a physical impossibility.
Granted: you no longer have any teeth.

I wish my heartburn would go away.
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Unconditional Acceptance

#134
April 13, 2009, 06:47:46 PM
Granted; it is replaced with extreme stupidity.

I wish people didn't set so much store by clothes.
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Nor

#135
April 13, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Granted, humanity completely rejects clothing - and freezes to death during the winter.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
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Alyx.

#136
April 13, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
Quote from: Nor on April 13, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
Granted, humanity completely rejects clothing - and freezes to death during the winter.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
But you spend it all funding wars.

I wish I had the "Humungus Chicken" from "Elmo in Grouchland".
If you do not agree to my demands... TOO LATE
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V M

#137
April 13, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
Granted....But the chicken constantly interrupts what ever you're doing just to hen peck you about something that doesn't matter.

I wish I was a Victoria's Secret model  :icon_chick:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Osiris

#138
April 13, 2009, 09:14:35 PM
Granted, you become a famous victoria's secret model. But you have stalkers and must live in hiding.

I wish I had some potatoes to eat.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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V M

#139
April 14, 2009, 01:12:01 AM
Granted...You will now have nothing to eat but huge Idaho baker potatoes. But you'll run out of new ways to prepare them

I wish my dog wouldn't stare at me when I'm eating
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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