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Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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Constance

#160
April 17, 2009, 09:18:12 AM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 01:01:31 AM
I wish printer ink was less expensive
Granted: but you printer dies and it's a discontinued model meaning you need a new one that's incompatible with those nice inexpensive ink cartridges.

I wish exercising was followed by sore muscles.
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FairyGirl

#161
April 17, 2009, 09:36:50 AM
Quote from: Shades O'Grey on April 17, 2009, 09:18:12 AMI wish exercising was followed by sore muscles.

Granted. Now you can't get rid of those little buggers, they follow you around everywhere.

I wish there wasn't so much hateful, violent ignorance in the world. Sigh.
Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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fae_reborn

#162
April 17, 2009, 10:54:29 AM
Granted, now there's a little hateful, violent ignorance in the world.  Those who were previously hateful, violent, and ignorant are now just grouchy and otherwise annoying.  :P

I wish I looked good with short hair.
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V M

#163
April 17, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
Granted...But it's a Marine Corps buzz cut

I wish I had a wish to wish
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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FairyGirl

#164
April 17, 2009, 05:50:22 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 03:23:00 PMI wish I had a wish to wish

Granted... that was it.

I wish.. uh, never mind.
Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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Dante

#165
April 17, 2009, 05:53:06 PM
Granted, you get no wish. Every wish you wish from know on will be corrupted by us. (wait a minute...)

I wish headphones weren't so expensive.





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Michelle.

#166
April 17, 2009, 06:03:44 PM
Granted... however they play "bad" music well and "good" music poorly.

I wish I could come up with something original to wish for...
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Osiris

#167
April 17, 2009, 06:07:34 PM
Granted you wish you could ride a flaming unicycle off a cliff and go out in a blaze of... glory?

I wish my TV would stop getting confused on if the channel is HD or not.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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V M

#168
April 17, 2009, 06:26:27 PM
Granted.... But now the channel changer and volume wont work right and all it will show are pornos very loudly

I wish the gardening season would actually start
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Unconditional Acceptance

#169
April 17, 2009, 06:32:58 PM
Granted. No more rainfall for the next 12 months.  :'(

I wish my shoulder weren't hurting.
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fae_reborn

#170
April 17, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
Granted...But it's a Marine Corps buzz cut

:'(

Granted.  Your shoulders no longer hurt.  Your legs do instead.

I wish that the weather continues to stay nice and warm.  ;D
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Unconditional Acceptance

#171
April 17, 2009, 08:48:32 PM
Granted; after two days of that WWIII starts and throws the Earth into nuclear winter.

I wish for a pound of chocolate.
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V M

#172
April 17, 2009, 08:54:27 PM
Granted...But it's chocolate Tai weed and you smoke yourself senseless

I wish I had some nice green bud to smoke  :icon_bong:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Constance

#173
April 18, 2009, 11:10:29 AM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 08:54:27 PM
I wish I had some nice green bud to smoke  :icon_bong:
Granted, but you find it difficult to keep the green can of beer burning.

I wish my kids had half of each other's ambition (one works too hard, the other not enough).
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Unconditional Acceptance

#174
April 18, 2009, 11:28:37 AM
Granted, the insuing chaos causes our apartment to implode.

I wish that cigarettes didn't exist.
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FairyGirl

#175
April 18, 2009, 11:58:16 AM
Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on April 18, 2009, 11:28:37 AMI wish that cigarettes didn't exist.

Granted.. they've all been replaced with joints and everyone walks around with a contact buzz from second-hand smoke.

I wish I could think of something clever to wish for.   :-\
Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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Unconditional Acceptance

#176
April 18, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
Granted, it's so unique that no one knows how to corrupt it, and the thread dies!  :'(

I wish the majority of my classmates weren't idiots.
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Miniar

#177
April 18, 2009, 12:02:54 PM
The majority of your class are now all brilliant, respectful, and open minded. You are now the minority ;)

I wish the sun wouldn't give me a migrane.



"Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell" - Nietzsche
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FairyGirl

#178
April 18, 2009, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: Miniar on April 18, 2009, 12:02:54 PMI wish the sun wouldn't give me a migrane.

granted- it makes you migrate instead- you find yourself standing at the south pole in your sun hat

I wish this thread would end and nobody would wish it back again.  :P

(I wish I hadn't wished that)
Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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Miniar

#179
April 18, 2009, 12:16:08 PM
The thread has ended.
The thread has come back all on it's own, no wishing necessary.
:P

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.



"Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell" - Nietzsche
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