Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 01:01:31 AM
I wish printer ink was less expensive

Granted: but you printer dies and it's a discontinued model meaning you need a new one that's incompatible with those nice inexpensive ink cartridges.

I wish exercising was followed by sore muscles.

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on April 17, 2009, 09:18:12 AMI wish exercising was followed by sore muscles.

Granted. Now you can't get rid of those little buggers, they follow you around everywhere.

I wish there wasn't so much hateful, violent ignorance in the world. Sigh.

Granted, now there's a little hateful, violent ignorance in the world.  Those who were previously hateful, violent, and ignorant are now just grouchy and otherwise annoying. 

I wish I looked good with short hair.

Granted...But it's a Marine Corps buzz cut

I wish I had a wish to wish

Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 03:23:00 PMI wish I had a wish to wish

Granted... that was it.

I wish.. uh, never mind.

Granted, you get no wish. Every wish you wish from know on will be corrupted by us. (wait a minute...)

I wish headphones weren't so expensive.

Granted... however they play "bad" music well and "good" music poorly.

I wish I could come up with something original to wish for...

Granted you wish you could ride a flaming unicycle off a cliff and go out in a blaze of... glory?

I wish my TV would stop getting confused on if the channel is HD or not.

Granted.... But now the channel changer and volume wont work right and all it will show are pornos very loudly

I wish the gardening season would actually start

Granted. No more rainfall for the next 12 months. 

I wish my shoulder weren't hurting.

Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
Granted...But it's a Marine Corps buzz cut

Granted.  Your shoulders no longer hurt.  Your legs do instead.

I wish that the weather continues to stay nice and warm. 

Granted; after two days of that WWIII starts and throws the Earth into nuclear winter.

I wish for a pound of chocolate.

Granted...But it's chocolate Tai weed and you smoke yourself senseless

I wish I had some nice green bud to smoke 

Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 17, 2009, 08:54:27 PM
I wish I had some nice green bud to smoke 

Granted, but you find it difficult to keep the green can of beer burning.

I wish my kids had half of each other's ambition (one works too hard, the other not enough).

Granted, the insuing chaos causes our apartment to implode.

I wish that cigarettes didn't exist.

Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on April 18, 2009, 11:28:37 AMI wish that cigarettes didn't exist.

Granted.. they've all been replaced with joints and everyone walks around with a contact buzz from second-hand smoke.

I wish I could think of something clever to wish for.   

Granted, it's so unique that no one knows how to corrupt it, and the thread dies! 

I wish the majority of my classmates weren't idiots.

The majority of your class are now all brilliant, respectful, and open minded. You are now the minority

I wish the sun wouldn't give me a migrane.

Quote from: Miniar on April 18, 2009, 12:02:54 PMI wish the sun wouldn't give me a migrane.

granted- it makes you migrate instead- you find yourself standing at the south pole in your sun hat

I wish this thread would end and nobody would wish it back again. 

(I wish I hadn't wished that)

The thread has ended.
The thread has come back all on it's own, no wishing necessary.


I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.