Granted... but your a Wall Street Exec, Mr. Obama would like his 90% or he will send his goons to your house. Have fun with the 100K, if you survive the tar and feathering.

I wish that Obama would stop coming on my TV during primetime television.

Granted, Mr. Obama now shows up at your home and is the epitome of "the guest that never leaves".

I wish my laptop battery would last more than one hour.

granted but now it will not turn off and blows up after a day or two.

i wish this conversation with my parents was already over.

Granted. They never speak to you again.

I wish I could burn my history textbook.

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I wish I could burn my history textbook.

Granted, but the noxious fumes cause such an asthma attack that you can't travel any farther from home other than to school between now and the start of the next school year.

I wish I hadn't left my MP3 player's sync adapter at home.

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on May 01, 2009, 09:47:08 AM
Granted, but the noxious fumes cause such an asthma attack that you can't travel any farther from home other than to school between now and the start of the next school year.

You are a cruel, cruel man.

Granted, you remembered to bring it with you, but it's broken.
I wish I could go back to bed.

Your mother sends you to bed for being a bad girl.  Then you find out that if you can be in New York in 24 hours, someone will give you a million dollars, but your mother won't let you get up.  "That's what you get for being bad, young missy!"

I wish I had a coherent memory from the sixth grade that I could write a story on for my assignment.

Granted; they're all sharp memories of awful times.

I wish I could be done with high school now.

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You are a cruel, cruel man.

I am a cruel, cruel androgyne, O Daughter of Mine. Your brother is the only man in our house.

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I wish I could be done with high school now.

Granted, but all of your assignments for your senior year are due now, you silly junior you.

I wish I had a root beer float.

Granted.... You are floating in a swimming pool full of root beer

I wish the plants I like would just magically grow in my garden and the weeds wouldn't grow

Granted, but they're all hell-bent on your destruction, and strangle you in the night. 

I wish I was all    right now.

Granted, but so is everybody else, and, well, we're all HAPPY!!!  YAY!!!

I wish I had milk for my coffee

Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on May 01, 2009, 02:18:08 PM
Granted; they're all sharp memories of awful times.

Actually, that's what I wanted, so thanks!

Granted.  You're on the MOOOON!  Yay!

I wish that the guy I like and his girlfriend were interested in having a threesome with a pre-T transsexual.

Granted but the girlfriend wont let you tuch the guy!

I wish I had a fridge

Quote from: Linda on May 02, 2009, 10:33:57 AM

THAT'S SO COOL!! Thanks!

Quote from: phantom_heart on May 02, 2009, 12:31:37 PM
I wish I had a fridge

Granted, it's 18 inches tall.

I wish people wouldn't forget to wish their wish 

Quote from: Virginia Marie on May 03, 2009, 05:33:39 PM
I wish people wouldn't forget to wish their wish 

Arrgh, I did it again! >_<

*ahem* Granted, people remember all their wishes and try to post them simultaneously.

I wish I didn't have to worry about AP testing this week. 

Granted, AP testing was last week...you missed it and got all zero's

I wish we knew when this thread would end, geez it's getting long! 

Granted, The thread will end when no one posts to it anymore.

I wish I didn't twist my ankle Saturday.

Granted....but now you can't stop doing a dance called the Twist

I wish there weren't so many haters