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Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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V M

#340
May 11, 2009, 01:09:54 AM
Granted... You perform in the nude with Vexing and I Doing a rendition of Jimmy Hendrix's "Voodoo Child" But for some reason you sing Elvis's "Love me Tender" and the crowd goes wild  >:-) :laugh: >:-)

I wish it wasn't so hard to figure dress sizes
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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stacyB

#341
May 11, 2009, 05:22:18 PM
Granted, but all you are allowed to wear is a pair of shoes and a mouse-ka-teers cap, allowing you to place the ears anywhere you like!  :o

I wish I could find my soul mate...
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V M

#342
May 11, 2009, 11:26:14 PM
Granted....You find your soul mate. But they drink beer and fart all day

I wish I could get my ears pierced
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Michelle.

#343
May 11, 2009, 11:45:59 PM
Granted... however the piercing tech uses a rivet gun. Not only are your earrings quite odd, their also permanant.

I wish that the shaving that I am but todo was a permanant hair removal solution.
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Mr. Fox

#344
May 12, 2009, 03:37:17 PM
Granted, but you forget and unthinkingly shave your head.

I wish I had shoes, pants, and mask to match my jacket for prom.
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V M

#345
May 12, 2009, 03:46:53 PM
Granted.... You go dressed as a Ninja and don't understand why everyone keeps running away

I wish my dog could groom himself so I wouldn't have to
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Dante

#346
May 12, 2009, 05:40:27 PM
Granted, the dog can groom himself, but you can't! So you have to try and get the dog to groom you. Let me know how that goes...

I wish I couldn't get sick.





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stacyB

#347
May 12, 2009, 05:49:56 PM
Granted, so you lose any sick leave and vacation time from work since you never need to take time off...

I wish I didnt have to face the dentist tonite for a tooth thats bothering me...  ???
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V M

#348
May 12, 2009, 05:55:49 PM
Granted....The dentist wears a "Jason" hockey mask and makes you wear sleeping blinds

I wish I could build a larger enclosure for my Iguana
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Dante

#349
May 12, 2009, 11:23:14 PM
Granted, you buy it a bigger cage, but it ends up being larger than your house, and you have nowhere to put it, and you can't sell it.

I wish I wasn't hungry.





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Michelle.

#350
May 12, 2009, 11:58:29 PM
Granted... dinner is served, in the form of an Asian elephant and you cannot leave the table until every last morsel is consumed. You should be grateful that I said Asian elephant, their smaller than their African cousins.

I wish I had some lamb vindeloo togo along with my jasmine rice...
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Linda

#351
May 13, 2009, 06:28:54 AM
Granted, but the place you order the "Vin de loo" from thinks you refer to wine made in a toilet,,, :icon_blah:
vin de loo anyone?

I wish I had tended to my motorcylce properly before storing it.
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fae_reborn

#352
May 13, 2009, 12:08:58 PM
Granted, but when you go to take it out of storage you discover that by tending to it properly, someone saw fit to take it from you.

I hope my cat is ok, she's been puking all morning and I don't know why...
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phantom_heart

#353
May 13, 2009, 02:20:55 PM
Granted your cat is fine however now it wont leave you alone ^_^

I wish i had my license
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Ellieka

#354
May 13, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
Granted but they refuse to put the correct gender marker on it.

I wish I didn't feel like a fat cow.
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Mr. Fox

#355
May 13, 2009, 04:46:34 PM
Granted.  You feel like a fat whale.

I wish I didn't have to write an English paper.
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Dante

#356
May 13, 2009, 09:00:35 PM
Granted, you have to write 2 English papers!

I wish I had a glue stick!





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fae_reborn

#357
May 13, 2009, 09:02:07 PM
Quote from: phantom_heart on May 13, 2009, 02:20:55 PM
Granted your cat is fine however now it wont leave you alone ^_^

That's ok, she loves attention so I don't have a problem with that! ^-^


Granted...you have a glue stick, but you end up gluing yourself...to yourself ;D [2+ points if you get the reference]

I wish Terminator: Salvation would come out tomorrow!!
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Christian

#358
May 13, 2009, 11:13:23 PM
Granted...But you're cast in the movie. (Last Action Hero?)

I wish my ferret would use his litterbox.

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V M

#359
May 13, 2009, 11:23:27 PM
Granted...But your ferret thinks the kitchen sink is the litter box  >:-)

I wish my Iguana knew what a litter box was  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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