Granted.  The economy collapses and the money is almost worthless.  You might as well burn it for fuel.

I wish I had some high power hair gel.

Quote from: Mr. Fox on May 19, 2009, 03:35:59 PM
I wish I had some high power hair gel.

Granted: you know look like Don King.

I wish my GI tract would decide if it wanted me to be sick or well, instead of flip-flopping between the two as it's been doing since Friday.

Too easy!

Granted, it decides you are sick. You have strep.

I wish I was allowed to watch TV again.

Granted but you can only watch mr. Rodgers re-runs! (its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

I wish no more members of my family would pass away :S

Granted, they are immortal, but your friends mysteriously start disappearing one by one.

I wish vampires were real.

Granted but they sparkle in the sunlight and are vegetarians *grins*

I wish we had enough food

Granted, your house is filled to the brim with dog food, and you have to sleep on the lawn. What? You didn't say it had to be human food.

I wish the moon were made of cheese. *Wallace and Gromit, cough cough* 

Granted: Not only is the moon now made of cheese, it's made of stinking, megalomaniactic cheese!

I wish I didn't have to do this presentation on Friday afternoon...

Granted now you have to do it first thing Monday morning and you stay up all weekend worrying about it.


I wish the job I checked on today was already mine.

Granted, it was already yours three days ago, now your fired for not going in.

Wish my wife would do as I asked...

Granted, but in exchange you have to be her servant for a year after.

I hope I get this job I'm going in for an interview tomorrow.

Granted! but I hate you because it was supposed to be mine! 

I wish I had a hot dog now. All the talk in the ->-bleeped-<- thread has made me hungry!

Granted, a Great Dane with a fever of 104 shows up at your door, howling. 

I wish my boobs were a cup size smaller.

Quote from: Cami on May 20, 2009, 07:05:58 PM
Granted! but I hate you because it was supposed to be mine! 

Quote from: Cami on May 20, 2009, 07:05:58 PM
I wish I had a hot dog now. All the talk in the ->-bleeped-<- thread has made me hungry!

Oh my!

Granted, your boobs are a size smaller, but your hips are now a size bigger. 

I wish this headache would go away.

Granted, but at least you get to admire the find craftsmenship of the guillotine - one last time 

I wish I could find my car keys...

granted they're inside ur body like in the movie Saw  Wish my truck didnt need an oil change 

Granted... someone just stole the engine and wheels and left your truck sitting on cinder blocks 

I wish my neighbor that yells at his TV all day and night would get permanent laryngitis.

Quote from: Virginia Marie on May 21, 2009, 03:05:25 AM
I wish my neighbor that yells at his TV all day and night would get permanent laryngitis.

Granted: so he gets a boarhound to bay at the TV for him.

I wish I could get Nair applied right the first time.

Granted, problem is you mistook it for shampoo... beautiful shiny dome! 

I wish the day were over, have the next 4 days off of work...

This day is over.  It turns out to be your last.  You die in your sleep tonight.  Rest in peace.

I wish that I were graduating this year.