Quote from: Octavianus on November 16, 2010, 07:52:22 AM
Those words were a trip down memory lane 

That's exactly what was in the back of my mind... the illiterate, arrogant, idiot of Beauty & The Beast. (A nickname I got back when I still went by my originally given name as the shortening of the first name gave the first half of that in Icelandic.)

So boys, those who want to stay literate, it's time for ...



... male literature!!!
And of course for bigger boys

She's a wrestler?!  I've been watching the wrong sports   

Wait... wait wait wait....

You can "read" playboy?

You think like a guy when you avoid older playboys because the pages stick together. 

Quote from: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
Wait... wait wait wait....

You can "read" playboy?

Do an experiment and buy Playboy, FHM, Cosmopolitan and another female magazine and try to read all of them from front to back. You'll be shocked how many more interesting articles are in the male magazines than in the female ones! Male magazines have stuff about business, sports, technology, current topics, interviews and naked women. Female magazines have make up, diet, gossip and ads. In short - yes, you definitely can read it! 

Quote from: Darner on November 16, 2010, 06:03:11 PM
Do an experiment and buy Playboy, FHM, Cosmopolitan and another female magazine and try to read all of them from front to back. You'll be shocked how many more interesting articles are in the male magazines than in the female ones! Male magazines have stuff about business, sports, technology, current topics, interviews and naked women. Female magazines have make up, diet, gossip and ads. In short - yes, you definitely can read it! 

If only other magazines were more like Playboy . . .

Quote from: Miniar on November 16, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
Wait... wait wait wait....

You can "read" playboy?

Sadly yes. Its more articles than fap worthy materal.

...Lighting farts is a really great trick to pull at the pub...

...You can take a motorcycle engine apart in the bath, because that way you won't leave oil stains on the lounge room carpet.  Hey, there's a shower to wash in this week!

...You think just having seen someone else do something enables you to do the same.

You go ahead and pack plently to drink for your hike- because peeing outside is fun!

-Has the best paintball tactics and uses the most paintballs.

-again, sniffing clothes before putting them on :]

When shampooing your hair you spike it up into a mowhawk before washing it out.

You made a beard out of bath bubbles and pretended to shave it as a kid.

You liked Shoot 'Em Up (the film)

You wear women's clothing and are a lumberjack and are okay

Quote from: Maldita on November 18, 2010, 06:15:59 AM
You liked Shoot 'Em Up (the film)

Death by carrot... what's not to love?

You LIKE the Three Stooges (yes I know there is the rare women who likes them, but in general, no! LOL)

The three stooges, what are those? Are you talking about Iggy and the Stooges?

And I just wanna be your dog, I just wanna be your dog! *air guitar*

Quote from: Maldita on November 18, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
The three stooges, what are those? Are you talking about Iggy and the Stooges?

And I just wanna be your dog, I just wanna be your dog! *air guitar*

LOL no ... American television from the way back ... youtube it


But I do love me some Iggy too ... it's all about TIGHT PANTS!

Actually very few of them were made for TV.  Most were two-reel comedy shorts shot in the 30s and 40s - they did over 200 of them.

...When you are able to skip more than a quarter of a book because it lacks action.

...When you say "Women are" as much as women say "Men are".

...When you feel the bigger the watch, the better.

...When you think it is worthwhile to pay 50$ more for the "10 000m water resistant" instead of the "500m water resistant".

...When "real food" necessarily involves fat and proteins. Or at least fat. Or at least salt.

...When you draw stick people that kill each other in violent ways in your books at school.