ok, so i've done/do a lot of these things... especially when it comes to videogames... Some of my more finer moments also include:
*building a camp fire for my group of friends* Hey dude come here... *grabs a stick that's about about 8 inches in diameter and thinks I can break this* I'm going to hold on to this ou kick it to break it... (it sounded like a good idea at the time haha
*walks out in the middle of the street* friend: dude you're gonna get hit *laughs* me: naw... and if I do i'll just beat the crap out of the guy who hit me...