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Started by insideontheoutside, October 25, 2010, 02:03:46 AM

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I got a toolbox last Christmas, full of tools (a hammer, some of those scissor-like-but-blunt thingies, screwdrivers, those metal cylinders with geometrical cutouts in the middle, some unidentifiable doohickeys, stuff like that).

Last time I opened it was last Christmas.


I do, however, pile my laundry into three piles: Clean, clean enough (i.e., worn once), and not clean enough. When I wash it, I sort into "black" and "will soon be black". That's thinking like a guy, right ;) ? Ah, well, that'll probably change once I actually get some clothes that aren't just "hide my body as much as possible"..
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xAndrewx

Quote from: E on November 30, 2010, 03:14:31 PM
I do, however, pile my laundry into three piles: Clean, clean enough (i.e., worn once), and not clean enough. When I wash it, I sort into "black" and "will soon be black". 

I do that too except I have black, will soon be black, and grays that used to be white.

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Quote from: Michael Alexander on December 01, 2010, 02:43:21 PM
I do that too except I have black, will soon be black, and grays that used to be white.
My one (ex-)white shirt is a copy of Jayne's Blue Sun shirt from Firefly - it looking less than brand new is practically mandatory.
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Sean

I have greys that used to be white, but I also have a handful of pinkish that used to be white.

Maroon hoodies should not be washed with white athletic socks.
In Soviet Russa, Zero Divides by You!
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Clay

Quote from: Sean on December 01, 2010, 06:57:35 PM
I have greys that used to be white, but I also have a handful of pinkish that used to be white.


i actually owned a ramones shirt that i liked much better once it turned that subtle pink, but then it somehow got scorched on new years... maybe i should try and discolor another one ;D
Putting the "fun" in "dysfunctional"
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Alexmakenoise

Quote from: Clay on December 01, 2010, 07:57:33 PM
i actually owned a ramones shirt that i liked much better once it turned that subtle pink, but then it somehow got scorched on new years... maybe i should try and discolor another one ;D

Same thing happened to me, but it was with a Barbarella shirt.  This looks better on a pale pink background:


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heatherrose



You know you think like a guy when ...

You don't have to turn the circuit breaker off to change the

wall outlet because as long as you're not grounded and

don't touch this wh..why..errrr...ahhhhhhh. SHUT IT OFF,

SHUT IT OFFFFFFFFFF



As demonstrated by a dude friend, in real life.


"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Lee

Going from heather's post:
You know you are a qualified electrician, mechanic, plumber, and carpenter even if your only experience comes from watching This Old House and The Red Green Show.
Oh I'm a lucky man to count on both hands the ones I love

A blah blog
http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/board,365.0.html
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heatherrose



Red Green...

...knows he thinks like a man

but he can change,

if he has to,

he guesses.



"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Griffin

Just google it.

I'm not going to iron this, it's just going to get wrinkled on the way there anyway.

No, I don't have too many hats =[

This hat is called a gatsby, and this is a trilby, and this is a fedora, and this is a flat cap, and this is a....

[Treatise on the minor differences between a fedora and a trilby]

I'm 100% sure I can put this suit in the washing machine.
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Cindy

FAIL

You can spell washing machine, and know what it's used for.
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Griffin

Quote from: CindyJames on December 02, 2010, 06:24:26 AM
FAIL

You can spell washing machine, and know what it's used for.

ROFL!

I actually taught my ex how to use one, and I thought it was bizarre she didn't know how to use one (she's mtf).  :laugh:

AND the thing with the suit actually worked out, so can't complain =)
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kyril

Quote from: CindyJames on December 02, 2010, 06:24:26 AM
FAIL

You can spell washing machine, and know what it's used for.
Lol!

Some of us have lived on our own, you know...eventually one figures these things out. Or learns to like smelling like a hobo.



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Cindy

Quote from: kyril on December 02, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
Lol!

Some of us have lived on our own, you know...eventually one figures these things out. Or learns to like smelling like a hobo.

Oh I know that guys. Just joking.
When I was pretending to be a guy I used to put my shirts under the mattress so I didn't have to iron them. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Cindy
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Lee

Cindy, I think that actively removing wrinkles at all counts as "you know you think like a girl when."  :laugh:
I admit, I'll toss things in with the next load of laundry if they're more wrinkle than shirt, but that's about it.
Oh I'm a lucky man to count on both hands the ones I love

A blah blog
http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/board,365.0.html
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Cindy

Quote from: Lee on December 03, 2010, 01:17:53 AM
Cindy, I think that actively removing wrinkles at all counts as "you know you think like a girl when."  :laugh:
I admit, I'll toss things in with the next load of laundry if they're more wrinkle than shirt, but that's about it.

Ahh, Never thought of it that way. Mmm feel all gooey.
I even used to try and get creases in my jeans. I was the only 'guy' with ironed jeans at work. I was also the only 'guy' who used perfumed talc in her wet suit (used to hide it like crazy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:) when surfing. Probably the only 'guy' who did use talc at all :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).

Oh well. The little slips we make.

Hugs Bro

Cindy

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LordKAT

Quote from: CindyJames on December 03, 2010, 02:10:50 AM
Ahh, Never thought of it that way. Mmm feel all gooey.
I even used to try and get creases in my jeans. I was the only 'guy' with ironed jeans at work. I was also the only 'guy' who used perfumed talc in her wet suit (used to hide it like crazy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:) when surfing. Probably the only 'guy' who did use talc at all :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).

Oh well. The little slips we make.

Hugs Bro

Cindy

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My jeans or more formal clothes must have the correct creases and all my clothes MUST be folded exactly right and exactly the same as any other article of clothing with the same attributes. I  have issues.  :-\
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Sharky

Quote from: CindyJames on December 03, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Oh I know that guys. Just joking.
When I was pretending to be a guy I used to put my shirts under the mattress so I didn't have to iron them. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Cindy

Does that work?
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Cindy

Quote from: LordKAT on December 03, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
My jeans or more formal clothes must have the correct creases and all my clothes MUST be folded exactly right and exactly the same as any other article of clothing with the same attributes. I  have issues.  :-\

Oh no, he has those beefy arms, wants me to iron his clothes and then spank me.

Damn what's the down side.

Cindy
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Cindy

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