Have you ever noticed how this medical reporting is so passive? They use "was observed", "was achieved"... sheesh. They are booooooring! REWRITE!!
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"Analysis of the results showed that all patients sustained good results with no flap loss.
"Analysis"?
What did they do... get out the probe and ruler, jot down some data points and then watch the grass grow?
"patients sustained good results"
Pulease! It sounds like "an ice cream cone was ingested by a customer and a good time was had by all".
"Voiding from a standing position was achieved"
Now, I see a golden waterfall... or in my case hear one... and I think action. In fact, if you're not careful, you are going to get wet. You see, these things fall down... they don't slowly fill up as the tone of this statement may suggest.
"and the neophallus was esthetically acceptable".
My dear, I just wanted to know that you are esthetically acceptable tonight. If we were to ingest an alcoholic beverage we would become inebriated and we could....
"Sexual intercourse was attainable in all patients and was deemed satisfactory."
Indeed, my love, intercourse was achieved and your performance was deemed satisfactory. A cigarrette was lit and inhaled acceptably.
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With all my love...
Cindi