After a day of constant instant messaging and emoticon-usage, you leave your laptop open and running and then fall asleep nearby. needless to say, the smileys are sick of the abuse and morph out of the screen into the physical world. Your remains are never found.

Death by a picture frame. XD

You become obsessed with someone you love and can't have, and hang a beautiful photo print of the person on your wall, in a heavy gilt frame. Every day you approach and speak to and adjust this huge wall hanging, and so the odds of a mishap naturally increase. One day while you are lovingly straightening the picture on the wall, it slips. The immediate head injury doesn't kill you, but the subsequent hematoma bleeds you to death over a few weeks of confusion and incoherence.

Death by daydreaming.

Quote from: Fighter Sadie on October 13, 2011, 08:42:58 PM
Oprah goes crazy. And needless to say, when Oprah goes crazy, the WORLD goes crazy. All hell breaks loose! Cats start chasing dogs, grown men run and scream like little girls at the sight of a jack-in-the-box, and perfectly ordinary people resort to cannibalism! And they're not even hungry! To try and keep the peace in the world, an organization is formed to stop Oprah's rampage, in which every sane person, including yourself, is forced to join lest they be swallowed up in the chaos. While the forces of this nameless organization are being mustered, Oprah rallies her children to wage a war and attempt to take control of the world. While on the front lines, you come face to face with Oprah and fight her in a hand-to-hand battle to the death. After an emotionally and physically scarring battle with the former talk-show host, you both let out one last punch and take each other out. With Oprah dead, the world resumes its normal balance and begins to rebuild itself. You die, but at least you die a hero.

Or, if that's too much, you end up being one of the audience members on the show. Oprah herself invites you up on the stage to tell your story, but she accidentally trips and falls when trying to shake your hand. She falls on you in such a way that you break your spine. Death is instantaneous.

Pick your poison .

Death by internet smileys like this one --> .

Omg I lol'd so hard. XD

Oprah gained another 300lbs and sat on me.

Death by Britney Spears.

oops I just f'ed up. Sorry LOL.

You dance in a club with a schoolgirl outfit.

Death by gum!

A contestant in the Bazooka Bubble Gum bubble championship, you develop the hiccups during the final round. The resulting bubble carries you to the clouds before popping, and you plunge to the ground. Death by flashlight.

You startle a person in a dark alleyway who was carrying a large (and rather heavy) metal flashlight, who is delusional and believes that a Zombie Apocalypse has begun.  This person thinks for a moment that you're a zombie and starts swinging the flashlight at you like crazy because, of course, he doesn't want to be a zombie, too.  Your brains and ocular fluid paint the nearest wall a lovely maroon and chartreuse.

Death by...crickets.   

Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 14, 2011, 01:23:04 AM
Omg I lol'd so hard. XD

Really? Aww, you're making me blush .

Quote from: Sage on October 14, 2011, 04:43:50 PM
You startle a person in a dark alleyway who was carrying a large (and rather heavy) metal flashlight, who is delusional and believes that a Zombie Apocalypse has begun.  This person thinks for a moment that you're a zombie and starts swinging the flashlight at you like crazy because, of course, he doesn't want to be a zombie, too.  Your brains and ocular fluid paint the nearest wall a lovely maroon and chartreuse.

Death by...crickets.   

All crickets in the world start a war with the grasshoppers. After both sides finally invent ballistic weapons (Due to increased brain activity received via lab testing. Oh science, what can't or won't you do?), their battles begin to become much more destructive. While you're at [insert public shopping area here], a fight suddenly breaks out between the two opposing species of insects, and you along with everyone else at [insert public shopping area here] are obliterated in the crossfire.

Sadie, aren't you forgetting something?

OK, I'm ruling that "death by neglect!"

FFFFFF! I'm usually good about that sort of thing too!

Yeah, death by neglect. I died. This is my dead face ---> .

Anyway...

Death by toenail clippings.

<using movie announcer guy voice> IN A WORLD, WHERE TOENAIL CLIPPINGS ARE WORTH MORE THAN GOLD....... you are stabbed in an alley for your toenail clippings! Death by bread.

You are at your in-laws parent's house for Thanksgiving. They do not like you. At all. Unfortuneately, because of the highly tense, awkward, and near silent atmosphere in the dining room, you begin to have a nervous breakdown and you choke on the bread you were eating.

Death by a guitar.

You are abducted by aliens and experimented upon, then your memory is erased and you are returned to Earth.  You, being none the wiser, go about your day, eating one of your favorite snacks: cashews.  You suddenly swell up like a red balloon and die of anaphylaxis.  Apparently the aliens' experimentation had an unforeseen side effect: a deadly allergy to cashews. 

Death by TV.

After nodding off in front of the TV, you are awakened by the Emergency Alert System. Not realizing that "This is only a test" you hide in your bomb shelter. An autopsy reveals you ate spoiled green beans left in the shelter since Y2K. Death by chicken.

Tell me, have you ever played the Legend of Zelda and hit a chicken one too many times?

Pretty much this happens.

While eating a roast chicken (delicious), that happens. Even though you try to defend yourself, there is no known way to survive a chicken attack.

Death by Cave Story!

Should I be sad or happy that nobody wants to kill me?

The "Doctor" turns all the Mimigas into his slaves using red flowers and uses them to create a giant piece of cheese (like the one they use in the cheezit commercial) to roll over and squish every one on earth! (I didn't know what Cave Story was either but I looked it up, it sounds pretty cool actually  )

Death by Goombas! (from mario) =P

Okay, so you're wandering around Hyrule with Link and Mario, killing octoroks and goombas as you go.  Well, when you get to the castle to pay Princesses Zelda and Peach a visit, they're having a secret slumber party and you're not invited.  You insist that you both must be there to protect them, because Ganondorf and/or Bowser could appear at any time, and they decide to throw pillows at you, saying they need a break from all the drama centered around the villains; they want some relaxing girl-time, which means no boys (or anyone else) allowed.  Disgruntled, you, Link and Mario leave.

When you get back outside, more octoroks and goombas await you.  You're so disappointed that you missed the toenail-painting pillow-fighting pajama party action that your battle performance is inhibited exponentially, and the goombas decide to rally up and kill you. 

The octoroks get bored and decide to go home and spit rocks at the Zoras.  They let the goombas have all the fun.

Death by perfume.