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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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JayKyle

Granted but no one no longer goes by names, instead we just grunt and point (haha that's a funny mental image)

I wish I was a blood elf
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

granted you are now an elf covered in ant blood

I wish the summer was longer
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted the president decided to get rid of the other seasons and just have a summer that has a snowing period in it

I wish i had a light saber
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  Too bad it won't cut on though.

I wish I had MMA gloves
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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ffern

Granted, you now have Massive Mutant Antifreeze gloves.

I wish i procrastinated less
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

Granted but nothing has a certain due date now.

I wish I had a tail
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted but it causes a weird bulge in the back of your pants and people give you very strange looks and its awkward to sit

I wish I had ketchup
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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ffern

Granted, but now the ketchup vampires are after you, and worse - you're shiney!

I wish for more wishes
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

Granted but the coupon for more wishes experied yesterday.

I wish I had a swimming pool
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Sasamu

Granted. You have a pool... meant for toddlers.

I wish I was a billionaire! :D
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JayKyle

Granted but everyone else is really poor and decides to kill you and take your money (oo bad call)

I wish for lickable wall paper
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  The wall paper you lick tastes like sweaty gym socks


I wish my eyesight was perfect.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted but light ceases to exist and so seeing no longer matters

I wish the world was made of glass
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  However a little kid threw a rock and now there's shards everywhere you have to walkthrough.

I wish I was a bucket.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted however there is a hole in you and you are now useless

I wish cars could fly
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  However it's illegal to fly cars  now.

I wish I didn't eat as much.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted now you don't eat at all (uh-oh)

I wish I was a ninja!
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  You are a ninja turtle that was captured and made into turtle stew

I wish I had a flat chest.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Granted expect you are now the last human so no one really cares

I wish society was formed diferently
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Granted.  Everyone worships vegetables.

I wish I had a a car.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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