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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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Constance

#1000
April 28, 2012, 10:35:48 PM
Quote from: Malachite on April 28, 2012, 10:11:00 PM
I wish I had a rubber duck.
Granted, but it runs away with your best friend's rubber chicken.

I wish seafood was cheaper.
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King Malachite

#1001
April 28, 2012, 10:37:35 PM
Granted.  Seafood is now illegal to eat in the states making it much cheaper for you.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1002
April 29, 2012, 12:28:33 AM
Granted but 20/20 means your legally blind

I wish I could do a triple back flip
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1003
April 29, 2012, 12:55:14 AM
granted but you throw your back out every time you do one now

I wish I had an eggroll
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1004
April 29, 2012, 12:57:47 AM
Granted but its 3 weeks old and smells like athletes foot

I wish I was made of lint
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1005
April 29, 2012, 01:00:13 AM
Granted.  Now you have the honor of being stuck in a fat man's belly button for years to come.

I wish I could fly.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1006
April 29, 2012, 01:04:51 AM
Granted except you are sucked into the turbine engine of a passanger plane and become red sauce

I wish they would post the next episode of TFP on youtube already!
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1007
April 29, 2012, 01:06:52 AM
Granted.  Too bad they take it down before you are able to see it.

I wish I knew how to duel with Yugioh cards.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1008
April 29, 2012, 01:13:07 AM
Granted but Yu-Gi-Oh is no longer popular and no one will play against you

I wish World of Warcraft was completely free like Dungeons and Dragons
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1009
April 29, 2012, 01:28:22 AM
Granted.  WoW is free but the all of the rules changed completely and it gets so complicated that you refuse to play

I wish I was a professional boxer.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1010
April 29, 2012, 01:33:35 AM
Granted but people box with swords now and you didn't get the memo till after you entered the ring

I wish the sun was blue
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1011
April 29, 2012, 01:35:23 AM
Granted.  The sun is blue and spits blue poisionous gas down to Earth and it kills people.

I wish I had facial hair.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1012
April 29, 2012, 01:50:41 AM
Quote from: Malachite on April 29, 2012, 01:35:23 AM
Granted.  The sun is blue and spits blue poisionous gas down to Earth and it kills people.

Yay! Dreams do come true

Granted but you only have 3 hairs and they're 3 feet long each

I wish the primary colours were Red Green Purple
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1013
April 29, 2012, 03:04:37 AM
Granted but you are color blind so you couldn't tell the difference.

I wish I was stronger.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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ffern

#1014
April 29, 2012, 11:51:32 AM
Granted, but everything else becomes heavier so you cant tell the difference

I wish pixies would tidy my room
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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ohnoimaduck

#1015
April 29, 2012, 11:59:15 AM
Granted, but they explode after they're done cleaning.

I wish Half-Life 3 was released already. :(
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming...
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King Malachite

#1016
April 29, 2012, 12:39:42 PM
Granted but it's all sold out before you could get to it.

I wish my stomach was flatter.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1017
April 29, 2012, 12:57:04 PM
Granted but everything else is puffed out

I wish my cat would stop teething
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1018
April 29, 2012, 03:00:18 PM
Granted.  Your cat stops teething but now it has diarrhea.

I wish I had my own apartment.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1019
April 29, 2012, 04:17:53 PM
Granted but it has no ceiling and only two walls

I wish I could morph into a fish
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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