Dear Aunt Cindy,
  At the Uni Philosophy Club meeting at the pub tonight, I became involved in an ->-bleeped-<-fightintense discussion regarding free will and determinism.  Is deciding not to strike the idiot debater opposing me with a beer jug an example of Existentialism or moral cowardice?

Socrates Sister.

Can one chip in, only once here aunty?

Sister of Socrates... you obviously have not understood yet that the more you "know"... the more you will know - you know NOTHING.

Judging by your 'high standard of discussion' I should think you would not know your arse from your elbow at this stage. So don't go and pretend you are an intellectual female - your are an un-knowing one, as most all the rest of us are.

Aunty Cindy will surely have some more on your obvious lack of Socratic insights.

I wish do you luck with your further intellectual enquiries as the more you will know, the more you will know about less and less - until, as is in your case, you know almost everything about nothing...

Somewhat concerned...

Dear Aunty Cindy,

I's feelin' mighty disappoint 'cause my holiday was cut short due to a skunk infestation I's don't know what the problem is but them's critter is good eatin' but the park ranger shut my BBQ down

Now that's just a waste of good gator meat not to mention the other critters I hunted at the park

Regards

           Swampland Lucy

Quote from: justmeinoz on April 18, 2012, 05:33:27 AM
Dear Aunt Cindy,
  At the Uni Philosophy Club meeting at the pub tonight, I became involved in an ->-bleeped-<-fightintense discussion regarding free will and determinism.  Is deciding not to strike the idiot debater opposing me with a beer jug an example of Existentialism or moral cowardice?

Socrates Sister.

Dear Socrates Sister,

Only a Tasmanian could claim to be Socrates sister, considering he died 2000+ years ago.

As Axelle mentioned: Socrates did say

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.

But also: Worthless people live only to eat and drink.

So besides being an ignorant bitch you are a worthless one as well.

Hugs and Kisses

Aunty C

Quote from: V M on April 19, 2012, 03:36:45 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy,

I's feelin' mighty disappoint 'cause my holiday was cut short due to a skunk infestation I's don't know what the problem is but them's critter is good eatin' but the park ranger shut my BBQ down

Now that's just a waste of good gator meat not to mention the other critters I hunted at the park

Regards

           Swampland Lucy

Dear Swampland Lucy,

Eating skunk makes you smell like skunk, please move downwind. However playing with pussy cats makes you smell like fish and then the park ranger may become interested.

Hugs

Aunty C

Quote from: kelly_aus on April 16, 2012, 03:27:11 AM
PS: No comment about the places I frequent - Hyde Park is far from primitive..

Ye, named after the sophisticated Mr. Hyde.

                    - Dr. Jekyll

Dear Cindy:

I own around 3 times as many pairs of pyjamas as I do actual clothes. And around 4 times the amount of slippers as I do actual shoes. Does this qualify me as a shut-in?

Jeatyn

Dear Aunt Cindy,

Where could I find a stunning woman such as yourself to take home?  I'm getting tired of playing video games and watching anime by myself.



Yours Truly,

Mr. Malachite Otaku

Dear Aunt Cindy

I've just stubbed my big toe, it's agony.

What do I do?

Yours Hopping

PP

Dear Aunt Cindy,

I have a man-shaped stain in my heart.. How do I remove it? Can I bleach it out, or should I try drinking my body weight in Coopers Sparkling? Or would sparkling white be a better option for that?

Hugs,
Torn or Kelly - I'm still not sure..

Quote from: LordKAT on April 19, 2012, 11:19:55 AM

Ye, named after the sophisticated Mr. Hyde.

                    - Dr. Jekyll

Dear Lord Kat,

  My column has suffered some access problems. This doesn't seem to be a problem  for most Kats.


(hugs BTW haven't heard from you)


Aunty C

Quote from: Jeatyn on April 19, 2012, 03:24:33 PM
Dear Cindy:

I own around 3 times as many pairs of pyjamas as I do actual clothes. And around 4 times the amount of slippers as I do actual shoes. Does this qualify me as a shut-in?

Jeatyn

Dear  Jeatyn.


You own clothes? You have clothes?

Another contribution to Wikipedia is needed.

Hugs Aunty C

Quote from: Malachite on April 29, 2012, 03:51:06 AM
Dear Aunt Cindy,

Where could I find a stunning woman such as yourself to take home?  I'm getting tired of playing video games and watching anime by myself.



Yours Truly,

Mr. Malachite Otaku

Dear Mr Malachite.

Women like I are easily found on millionairebitch.com. If you cannot access it guess what. I doubt you have the brains to guess.

Love and Hugs

Aunty C

Quote from: Pica Pica on April 29, 2012, 04:01:47 AM
Dear Aunt Cindy

I've just stubbed my big toe, it's agony.

What do I do?

Yours Hopping

PP

Dear Hopping,

This is basic First Aid,  take a sharp knife and cut the carotid arteries, you will feel no pain. BTW before you do this you need modify your estate will to give me  access to your pathetic accumulation of wealth. This easiest done by sending me your bank account details. BTW include the relatives as well.
In return My Burial Kit is very good, buy one and get two free spades, if you give me the details within 24 hours I will double the gift.

Four spades for the price of one, and, if you return from the dead I will refund your money.

And a fork

Hugs Aunty C

guys we better watch ourselves these bitches women are mental  and were out numbered

Dear Aunty Cindy. 

It appears I have become addicted to deep fried Mars bars.  How can I overcome this?

Fat in Tassie.

Dear Auntie Cindy,

Do you serve a red or white wine with "Whitchery Grub Pizza"?

Quote from: Jamie D on April 30, 2012, 04:14:53 AM
Dear Auntie Cindy,

Do you serve a red or white wine with "Whitchery Grub Pizza"?

neither you serve methylated spirits

Quote from: justmeinoz on April 30, 2012, 04:11:16 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy. 

It appears I have become addicted to deep fried Mars bars.  How can I overcome this?

Fat in Tassie.

Karen's dentist:"Yes!"