I'm getting them trained. They hop into the egg yolk and then into my mouth.

Daa Daa Daa

Bet you wish you could train a sausage

Quote from: Cindy James on May 01, 2012, 04:19:14 AM
I'm getting them trained. They hop into the egg yolk and then into my mouth.

Daa Daa Daa

Bet you wish you could train a sausage

I tried, but it had a mind of its own.

Quote from: Jamie D on May 01, 2012, 04:24:41 AM
I tried, but it had a mind of its own.

I've dosed my sausage with drugs, it's much better behaved now..

Brain sausage you can keep, that sounds offal

Quote from: Cindy James on May 01, 2012, 03:35:25 AM
I did have kangaroo sausages for breakfast. Damn things hopped around the plate.

There's a folk song I grew up with about Dunderbeck and his sausage meat machine, and it has a stanza where the fat boy goes into the butcher's and whistles and the sausages all jump, but I tried to look it up and there are like seven bazillion versions of it.

Quote from: Cindy James on May 01, 2012, 04:29:33 AM
Brain sausage you can keep, that sounds offal

Let me catch my breath.  That one knocked the wind out of me!

Quote from: kelly_aus on May 01, 2012, 04:28:16 AM
I've dosed my sausage with drugs, it's much better behaved now..

Same wavelength.

Quote from: Cindy James on May 01, 2012, 04:29:33 AM
Brain sausage you can keep, that sounds offal

lol!

It's very rare to find a pun about food that is that well done

(its early, cut me some slack  )

One of my first jobs as a teen was working at a factory that made pies. In the UK, where I was at the time. Pork pies were a common  item and considered a bit of a delicacy, I liked them. I was put on the pork pie roster. My job was to throw in the pig/sow/ heads into the mincer, nothing was left unused, I have never eaten any manufactured 'meat' pie since.

Grubs are no problem

Omg same wavelength here too! And cindy ahha!My good friend married a polish man and gosh...I just culdn't help the polish sausage jokes!

On another note I think kanga sausages are yum! Actually I really don't think I've ever eaten a sausage I don't like.

Yes laugh your heart out Iike eating a nice fat sausage...and perhaps I'll dirty a couple bowls doing so.

Edit: omg cindy that is so unappetising!....hence my rule about not asking what's in things. They love their pork pies but any pie made to be eaten cold isn't right in the head. Thats neat that you've lives in the UK btw. I plan to try that myself...

Quote from: MiaOhMya! on May 01, 2012, 04:50:19 AM
Omg same wavelength here too! And cindy ahha!My good friend married a polish man and gosh...I just culdn't help the polish sausage jokes!

On another note I think kanga sausages are yum! Actually I really don't think I've ever eaten a sausage I don't like.

Yes laugh your heart out Iike eating a nice fat sausage...and perhaps I'll dirty a couple bowls doing so.

There is a classic in a Marty Feldman (?) film of a female person innocently eating a sausage as she open her front door. Jamie D will find it in seconds. Nothing rude at all. Can't remember the actress's name she was ' movie bimbo' but cute, Samantha Egar? Goddess centuries ago.

I'm so glad we on topic

Cindy

Quote from: Cindy James on May 01, 2012, 04:58:28 AM

There is a classic in a Marty Feldman (?) film of a female person innocently eating a sausage as she open her front door. Jamie D will find it in seconds. Nothing rude at all. Can't remember the actress's name she was ' movie bimbo' but cute, Samantha Egar? Goddess centuries ago.

Sounds more like Blazing Saddles

Madeline Kahn

How about a little schnitzengrubben?

Every Home Should have one.
My links don't work. Marty Feldman and Samantha Ege 1970

sausage is one of the reasons I'm such a failure as a vegetarian, i do love me some sausage 

(it has nothing to do with my crippling gastronomic fussyosity)

Oh this food talk...sausages...pies...and I'm hungry too. When someone says vegetarian I immediately think MEAT!

What I'd do for a proper meat pie today!! Just a simple microwaved thing...a  Four 'n Twenty pleeeease, oh gawd I'd pay twenty dollars no joke! I'd inhale it...no I'd inject it straight into my bloodstream...I'd make sweet love to it!! Ahhhhh! 

are you secretly a wiganer? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigan#.22Pie-eaters.22

Betcha a buck that "wiganer" just made the list of funny words that Felix likes to say! Hugs, Devlyn

Let's hear it for Wiganers!

Quote from: ffern on May 01, 2012, 04:38:52 PM
are you secretly a wiganer? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigan#.22Pie-eaters.22

Wow great stuff, I believe I must have Wigan Identity Disorder!  My ancestors absolutely must have come from there as my pie eaterness is so strong that I went out and found a Lebanese shop who sell a reasonable approximation of a pie...then I've come back and found your post as I'm eating them!

Not to mention I've eaten humble pie many times too. Very informative article btw!

I had a p.m. about these:

HOTLIX Insect Candy



I have actually purchased, and eaten, the scorpion and cricket varieties, but have passed on the worm lollipops.

I also declined to eat the agave worm in the bottle of tequila.