Im being forced into a long formal gown July 14th...
Any advice to gain wait in my stomach area so I can't wear it? ^_^

taco bell?

I'm the skinny kind of person who can eat 3 McDonald's Angus burgers with everything on it and extra bacon and not gain a pound.. T_T
(the one time I'm sad that i can't gain weight)

Quote from: jasper3 on June 20, 2012, 05:20:41 AM
I'm the skinny kind of person who can eat 3 McDonald's Angus burgers with everything on it and extra bacon and not gain a pound.. T_T
(the one time I'm sad that i can't gain weight)

Oh, yeah I get it it kinda sucks. I'm the skinny kind that gets a full stomach eating a few grapes ><

The dress is evil to me.. Pink and has a ribbon on the shoulder..... And the-the push up bra.... 

high heels are evil also
And the wig.. The wig that goes down my back and the pink and white make up....... TT.TT

Does it have to be so pink??

My sister LOVES pink

Her walls are pink
Her bed is pink  — it's hilarious cuz her fiancé sleeps in the bed with her and he is weirded out by all the pink
The carpet is pink
Most of her normal wardrobe is pink
Her wedding dress is white but her garter is hot pink and her make up is pinkish white with sparkles....

Her wedding is pink
Her about to be husband is going to wear a pink tie and vest hahaha xD

Normally I say let the bride have her day but can you schedule an intervention by some gay guys??!? that is an emergency.

I came out to her first and she does this.. T.T
I knew she was evil but not this evil..
I wanted to wear a tux with a pink tie (pink ties, I actually like lol)

But she said if I don't have a real penis I have to wear a dress, that's the rule at her wedding

honestly, I'd tell her that while you are very happy for her, and want to be there to support her at her wedding, you don't want to do it this way - you'd rather sit on the sidelines and watch the marriage. If she knows you're FTM, it's just really disrespectful of her to ask you to wear a dress.

I'd still have to wear a dress though, she already told me I have to because it's a Christian wedding

Accidentally burn that evil dress at wedding day 
And luckily have pink tuxedo in suit to make her happy 
Or I can go instead of you, and I'll enjoy it 

I'm not allowed to have anything to do with fire for certain reasons
*looks at the backyard that doesn't dig row any grass anymore and the burn scars on my arms*

Tough one.  It might be a case of stating to all and sundry that it is the last time in your life you will ever wear a dress, and that you are doing it as a special favour to your sister only.

Or keep an eye out for a passing goat. 

Haha
I may just have to wear it
I'm too short and skinny for men's suits

Making yourself fatter is-- to put it politely-- unwise. Once you form new fat cells they have a way of always wanting to stay inflated, thus you have a permanent weight problem.

It's easy to find suits made for the female figure that look very similar to men's suits. You might want to invest in one for just such occasions as this. Many G-women prefer suits over gowns, anyway, so there's no reason you can't wear one.

~ Lyric ~

I already tried to beg my sister to not make me wear a dress as her maid of honour.. I have to wear a dress....

Heck, if I were you, I'd be tempted to play it off as a campy gay guy.

Huh?

I will gladly trade days with you

I would love to get all dressed up in pink and stand in for you!  and then you can go to my class reunion for me since I will have to do that in icky boy mode

just be the best person you can be and the day will be over before you know it


not to get off subject to much, but why are these "christian" events so non accepting and unforgiving?