Happy Australia Day

Ms Grace · January 26, 2014, 02:18:36 AM

erm... strewth, mates - aussie, aussie, aussie, oi, oi, oi - come waltzing matilda with me - tie me kangaroo down sport - i'm pissed as a newt and gonna take the porcelain bus for a ride...

Quote from: JS on January 26, 2014, 01:26:21 AM

The funniest thing I've seen today!

Jamie D · January 26, 2014, 02:22:03 AM

You haven't seen me buck naked. That's worth a larf.

Cindy · January 26, 2014, 03:21:40 AM

I thought I saw you in the creature from the black lagoon

Jamie D · January 26, 2014, 03:28:48 AM

I was wearing my one-piece!

big kim · January 26, 2014, 03:37:15 AM

Happy Australia Day,I'd like to be an honorary Australian.They make some great cars with the steering wheel on the proper side! I'm still kicking myself over the time I turned down the chance of buying a Valiant Charger and bought a Plymouth Barracuda instead.Not so sure about your TV programmes!

Jenny07 · January 26, 2014, 03:41:19 AM

Come on what's wrong with our little aussie bleeder?

He's our Conan.

big kim · January 26, 2014, 04:08:46 AM

I know that face,he was the mechanic in Stone.Great Aussie film that seems to have been forgotten

Judiana · January 26, 2014, 04:57:37 AM

happy Australia day !

peky · January 26, 2014, 08:53:26 AM

Quote from: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:14:17 AM
To all the Aussies I hope you have a great weekend and have time with your family and loved ones.

If not you can tell Aussie jokes and be our usual irreverent selves here.

Well, butter my buns and call me biscuit!!!

Happy Australian Day!!!!

amZo · January 26, 2014, 09:10:03 AM

Q: What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree

Happy Australian Day

LordKAT · January 26, 2014, 04:17:37 PM

Wait for me!!!! I hear you guys have a giant sand box.

Ms Grace · January 26, 2014, 04:22:53 PM

Wow, I never realised there were jokes specifically about Australians!

Jenny07 · January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM

Quote from: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
Wow, I never realised there were jokes specifically about Australians!

Only South Australians.

amZo · January 26, 2014, 04:32:13 PM

Quote from: LordKAT on January 26, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
Wait for me!!!! I hear you guys have a giant sand box.

kelly_aus · January 26, 2014, 04:34:08 PM

Quote from: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Only South Australians.

Neither Cindy or I are really South Australians.. She's a foriegn import and I'm a Victorian..

Nicole · January 26, 2014, 08:20:46 PM

Quote from: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Only South Australians.

What's the difference between South Australians & Tasmanians?

South Australians can swim

Nicole · January 26, 2014, 08:22:38 PM

An Australian gets on the bus wearing 1 thong. The bus driver asks "what happened mate, lose a thong? The Australian says "nah mate, found one"

Ms Grace · January 26, 2014, 08:45:33 PM

Quote from: Nicole on January 26, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
An Australian gets on the bus wearing 1 thong. The bus driver asks "what happened mate, lose a thong? The Australian says "nah mate, found one"

Love that one!

(A translation for non-Oz readers, thongs=flip flops (not g-strings!))

Cindy · January 27, 2014, 01:30:19 AM

A gift from SA 42C sending it your way! Enjoy

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Happy Australia Day

Jamie D

Jamie D

Judiana

amZo

amZo

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