erm... strewth, mates - aussie, aussie, aussie, oi, oi, oi - come waltzing matilda with me - tie me kangaroo down sport - i'm pissed as a newt and gonna take the porcelain bus for a ride...

Quote from: JS on January 26, 2014, 01:26:21 AM

The funniest thing I've seen today!

You haven't seen me buck naked.  That's worth a larf.

I thought I saw you in the creature from the black lagoon

I was wearing my one-piece!

Happy Australia Day,I'd like to be an honorary Australian.They make some great cars with the steering wheel on the proper side! I'm still kicking myself over the time I turned down the chance of buying a Valiant Charger and bought a Plymouth Barracuda instead.Not so sure about your TV programmes!

Come on what's wrong with our little aussie bleeder?

He's our Conan.

I know that face,he was the mechanic in Stone.Great Aussie film that seems to have been forgotten

happy Australia day !

Quote from: Cindy on January 26, 2014, 01:14:17 AM
To all the Aussies I hope you have a great weekend and have time with your family and loved ones.

If not you can tell Aussie jokes and be our usual irreverent selves here.

Well, butter my buns and call me biscuit!!!


Happy Australian Day!!!!

Q: What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree

Happy Australian Day 

Wait for me!!!!  I hear you guys have a giant sand box.

Wow, I never realised there were jokes specifically about Australians!

Quote from: Ms Grace on January 26, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
Wow, I never realised there were jokes specifically about Australians!

Only South Australians.

Quote from: LordKAT on January 26, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
Wait for me!!!!  I hear you guys have a giant sand box.

Quote from: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Only South Australians.

Neither Cindy or I are really South Australians.. She's a foriegn import and I'm a Victorian..

Quote from: Jenny07 on January 26, 2014, 04:25:54 PM
Only South Australians.

What's the difference between South Australians & Tasmanians?

South Australians can swim

An Australian gets on the bus wearing 1 thong. The bus driver asks "what happened mate, lose a thong? The Australian says "nah mate, found one"

Quote from: Nicole on January 26, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
An Australian gets on the bus wearing 1 thong. The bus driver asks "what happened mate, lose a thong? The Australian says "nah mate, found one"

Love that one!

(A translation for non-Oz readers, thongs=flip flops (not g-strings!))

A gift from SA 42C sending it your way! Enjoy