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Anna++

#720
December 12, 2012, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: DianaP on December 12, 2012, 05:23:08 PM
An actual newspaper headline: "Pro-lifer shoots and kills a man."   ???

I've always found it interesting how people who are pro-life tend to be pro-gun and pro-war...
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#721
December 12, 2012, 08:07:06 PM
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#722
December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: emschuma on December 12, 2012, 05:40:22 PM
I've always found it interesting how people who are pro-life tend to be pro-gun and pro-war...

Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)
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dalebert

#723
December 12, 2012, 09:13:33 PM
"Some dark humor." -George Takei

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#724
December 13, 2012, 06:40:48 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

I was honestly hoping that somebody would be amused by it...
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#725
December 13, 2012, 08:20:28 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

Shouldn't it actually go into an oxymoron thread?
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Anna++

#726
December 13, 2012, 09:31:12 AM
I'm just going to have to post something else that may (or may not) apply to me right now:
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#727
December 13, 2012, 10:31:18 AM
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Cindy

#728
December 13, 2012, 04:10:50 PM
And who can forget Santa's singing elf?

Elvish Presley
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SarahM777

#729
December 14, 2012, 05:45:57 AM
A man goes into the doctor to find out what's wrong

Man. "Doctor don't give me the scientific name for what's wrong with me,just tell me in plain English"

Doctor "You're lazy"

Man "Can you give me the scientific name as I have to tell my wife"
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Anna++

#730
December 14, 2012, 06:39:37 AM
I decided to start growing out my hair last August (unfortunately a week after getting it cut).  I was hesitant at first, because I've never had long hair before.  I like where it's going so far, though.  I guess you could say ... it's grown on me! 😀
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#731
December 14, 2012, 09:45:40 AM
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December 14, 2012, 10:20:24 AM
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#733
December 14, 2012, 10:55:19 AM
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#734
December 14, 2012, 11:04:14 AM
Extremely bad taste.


  
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Anna++

#735
December 14, 2012, 04:52:37 PM
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on December 14, 2012, 11:04:14 AM
Extremely bad taste.



I've seen this one before... and I still went "What?  Godzilla?  Where...?" the second time.
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#736
December 15, 2012, 11:39:28 AM
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DeeperThanSwords

#737
December 15, 2012, 12:01:56 PM
"Puns about air conditioners? Not a fan..."
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#738
December 16, 2012, 10:32:18 AM
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#739
December 16, 2012, 10:45:44 AM

  
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