Bad Jokes

Anna++ · December 12, 2012, 05:40:22 PM

Quote from: DianaP on December 12, 2012, 05:23:08 PM
An actual newspaper headline: "Pro-lifer shoots and kills a man."

I've always found it interesting how people who are pro-life tend to be pro-gun and pro-war...

dalebert · December 12, 2012, 08:07:06 PM

Beth Andrea · December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM

Quote from: emschuma on December 12, 2012, 05:40:22 PM
I've always found it interesting how people who are pro-life tend to be pro-gun and pro-war...

Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

dalebert · December 12, 2012, 09:13:33 PM

"Some dark humor." -George Takei

Anna++ · December 13, 2012, 06:40:48 AM

Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

I was honestly hoping that somebody would be amused by it...

SarahM777 · December 13, 2012, 08:20:28 AM

Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

Shouldn't it actually go into an oxymoron thread?

Anna++ · December 13, 2012, 09:31:12 AM

I'm just going to have to post something else that may (or may not) apply to me right now:

dalebert · December 13, 2012, 10:31:18 AM

Cindy · December 13, 2012, 04:10:50 PM

And who can forget Santa's singing elf?

Elvish Presley

SarahM777 · December 14, 2012, 05:45:57 AM

A man goes into the doctor to find out what's wrong

Man. "Doctor don't give me the scientific name for what's wrong with me,just tell me in plain English"

Doctor "You're lazy"

Man "Can you give me the scientific name as I have to tell my wife"

Anna++ · December 14, 2012, 06:39:37 AM

I decided to start growing out my hair last August (unfortunately a week after getting it cut). I was hesitant at first, because I've never had long hair before. I like where it's going so far, though. I guess you could say ... it's grown on me!