Quote from: DianaP on December 12, 2012, 05:23:08 PM
An actual newspaper headline: "Pro-lifer shoots and kills a man."   

I've always found it interesting how people who are pro-life tend to be pro-gun and pro-war...

Quote from: emschuma on December 12, 2012, 05:40:22 PM
I've always found it interesting how people who are pro-life tend to be pro-gun and pro-war...

Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

"Some dark humor." -George Takei

Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

I was honestly hoping that somebody would be amused by it...

Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 12, 2012, 08:31:50 PM
Sterotyping, and non-sequitur. This is the bad joke thread, not bad logic.

:-)

Shouldn't it actually go into an oxymoron thread?

I'm just going to have to post something else that may (or may not) apply to me right now:

And who can forget Santa's singing elf?

Elvish Presley

A man goes into the doctor to find out what's wrong

Man. "Doctor don't give me the scientific name for what's wrong with me,just tell me in plain English"

Doctor "You're lazy"

Man "Can you give me the scientific name as I have to tell my wife"

I decided to start growing out my hair last August (unfortunately a week after getting it cut).  I was hesitant at first, because I've never had long hair before.  I like where it's going so far, though.  I guess you could say ... it's grown on me!

Quote from: dalebert on December 14, 2012, 09:45:40 AM

Extremely bad taste.

Quote from: Ms. OBrien on December 14, 2012, 11:04:14 AM
Extremely bad taste.

I've seen this one before... and I still went "What?  Godzilla?  Where...?" the second time.

"Puns about air conditioners? Not a fan..."