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Jamie D

#1100
June 04, 2013, 03:09:54 PM
A young woman was at the doctors office for an examination.

The doctor asked, "What seems to be the issue?"

The young lady say, "Well doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The doctor said, "What are you doing for it?"

She replied, "Ground pepper."
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Naomi

#1101
June 04, 2013, 03:30:30 PM
To blondes and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.

あたしは性同一性障害を患っているよ。

aka, when I admitted to myself who I was, not when my dysphoria started :P
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ZoeM

#1102
June 04, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
Quote from: Naomi on June 04, 2013, 03:30:30 PM
To blondes and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.
This is why I'm never getting my hair bleached. I'm enough of a cloud cuckoolander without looking the part. ^_^
Don't lose who you are along the path to who you want to be.




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Naomi

#1103
June 04, 2013, 03:57:04 PM
To make you feel better Zoe, here's a non-blonde related bar joke.  :P

あたしは性同一性障害を患っているよ。

aka, when I admitted to myself who I was, not when my dysphoria started :P
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big kim

#1104
June 04, 2013, 04:07:20 PM
"My dog goes for a tramp in the woods every day"
Does he enjoy it?
Yes but the tramp doesn't think it's much fun
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Anna++

#1105
June 06, 2013, 01:23:03 PM
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ZoeM

#1106
June 06, 2013, 01:36:39 PM
Quote from: Anna! on June 06, 2013, 01:23:03 PM

Ok, that one's almost unbearable.
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#1107
June 06, 2013, 01:42:50 PM
Quote from: Anna! on June 06, 2013, 01:23:03 PM


Ah that seems a little grizzly to me.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Naomi

#1108
June 06, 2013, 01:59:29 PM
What would you call the Spice Girls if you cloned them?

A: The Spliced Girls.
あたしは性同一性障害を患っているよ。

aka, when I admitted to myself who I was, not when my dysphoria started :P
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Anna++

#1109
June 11, 2013, 03:41:55 PM
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Anna++

#1110
June 29, 2013, 12:01:14 PM
I just helped a friend move and I feel like I could be in this comic right now:

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Constance

#1111
June 29, 2013, 01:38:12 PM
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Cindy

#1112
June 29, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
I went to the pet shop to buy my daughter a pet spider, they wanted $70. I decided to get one from the web.
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Constance

#1113
June 29, 2013, 05:44:08 PM
There are two types of people in the world. Those who crave closure,
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#1114
June 29, 2013, 09:34:30 PM

  
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Jamie D

#1115
June 29, 2013, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: Constance on June 29, 2013, 01:38:12 PM
21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand 🔗 [Link: buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-​only-​nerds-​will-​understand/]

Oh oh.  I got 20 of them.   :(

Quote from: Cindy. on June 29, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
I went to the pet shop to buy my daughter a pet spider, they wanted $70. I decided to get one from the web.

I believe that just might be a violation of the Terms of Service!   ::)
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Anna++

#1116
June 29, 2013, 11:41:44 PM
Dirty joke warning:

was at dinner with ZoeM and one of my cis-friends tonight.  We were talking about HRT and unfortunate sterilization.  I mentioned that I had gone to a sperm bank before starting, and that I wasn't sterile before because the bank never told me to stop coming!
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V M

#1117
July 14, 2013, 06:43:49 AM
  *Not directed at anyone particularly*

Was it Galileo?

- Galileo? -

Yeah, you know, the guy that discovered that the world doesn't revolve around you
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Cindy

#1118
July 14, 2013, 11:13:31 AM
Quote from: V M on July 14, 2013, 06:43:49 AM
  *Not directed at anyone particularly*

Was it Galileo?

- Galileo? -

Yeah, you know, the guy that discovered that the world doesn't revolve around you

That's why we have coper knickers.

(Ok I'll explain next week)
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dalebert

#1119
July 15, 2013, 10:26:10 PM
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