A young woman was at the doctors office for an examination.

The doctor asked, "What seems to be the issue?"

The young lady say, "Well doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The doctor said, "What are you doing for it?"

She replied, "Ground pepper."

To blondes and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.

Quote from: Naomi on June 04, 2013, 03:30:30 PM
To blondes and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.

This is why I'm never getting my hair bleached. I'm enough of a cloud cuckoolander without looking the part. ^_^

To make you feel better Zoe, here's a non-blonde related bar joke. 

"My dog goes for a tramp in the woods every day"
Does he enjoy it?
Yes but the tramp doesn't think it's much fun

Quote from: Anna! on June 06, 2013, 01:23:03 PM

Ok, that one's almost unbearable.

Quote from: Anna! on June 06, 2013, 01:23:03 PM

Ah that seems a little grizzly to me.

What would you call the Spice Girls if you cloned them?

A: The Spliced Girls.

I just helped a friend move and I feel like I could be in this comic right now:

21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand

I went to the pet shop to buy my daughter a pet spider, they wanted $70. I decided to get one from the web.

There are two types of people in the world. Those who crave closure,

Quote from: Constance on June 29, 2013, 01:38:12 PM
21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand

Oh oh.  I got 20 of them.   

Quote from: Cindy. on June 29, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
I went to the pet shop to buy my daughter a pet spider, they wanted $70. I decided to get one from the web.

I believe that just might be a violation of the Terms of Service!   

Dirty joke warning:

was at dinner with ZoeM and one of my cis-friends tonight.  We were talking about HRT and unfortunate sterilization.  I mentioned that I had gone to a sperm bank before starting, and that I wasn't sterile before because the bank never told me to stop coming!

  *Not directed at anyone particularly*

Was it Galileo?

- Galileo? -

Yeah, you know, the guy that discovered that the world doesn't revolve around you

Quote from: V M on July 14, 2013, 06:43:49 AM
  *Not directed at anyone particularly*

Was it Galileo?

- Galileo? -

Yeah, you know, the guy that discovered that the world doesn't revolve around you

That's why we have coper knickers.

(Ok I'll explain next week)