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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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dalebert

#1120
July 15, 2013, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: Naomi on June 04, 2013, 03:30:30 PM
To blondes and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.

You misspelled "two". Are you blonde? ;)
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dalebert

#1121
July 15, 2013, 10:30:06 PM
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big kim

#1122
July 16, 2013, 01:48:38 PM
Someone broke into Blackpool Football Club's trophy room and stole the carpet
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Riven

#1123
July 16, 2013, 08:26:34 PM
what do you call a bear caught in the rain? a drizzly bear!
How does a Caterpillar become a Butterfly? It has to want to fly so badly it's willing to give up being a Caterpillar.
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dalebert

#1124
July 17, 2013, 03:23:49 PM
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dalebert

#1125
July 17, 2013, 03:25:32 PM
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dalebert

#1126
July 17, 2013, 03:29:53 PM
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dalebert

#1127
July 17, 2013, 03:36:03 PM
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dalebert

#1128
July 19, 2013, 01:12:24 PM
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K Style Addiction

#1129
July 19, 2013, 03:27:31 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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dalebert

#1130
July 22, 2013, 06:09:57 PM
He immediately concedes that it's a bad joke.

http://youtu.be/2ZD64822v7Q?t=3m30s
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Beth Andrea

#1131
July 22, 2013, 10:36:13 PM
Quote from: dalebert on July 22, 2013, 06:09:57 PM
He immediately concedes that it's a bad joke.

http://youtu.be/2ZD64822v7Q?t=3m30s

"...That joke...makes me angry...."

:D

(I thought it was funny, myself)
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1132
July 23, 2013, 08:45:31 AM
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dalebert

#1133
July 23, 2013, 01:26:11 PM
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Beth Andrea

#1134
July 23, 2013, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: dalebert on July 23, 2013, 08:45:31 AM


Bad joke, to be sure...250,000 civilians dead, no significant military target...just sheer murder on the part of the Allies... :(
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Cindy

#1135
July 24, 2013, 06:06:18 PM
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Cindy

#1136
July 25, 2013, 12:32:53 AM
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and orders 5 beers.
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LordKAT

#1137
July 25, 2013, 03:30:57 AM
Now that roman one is bad.
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Cindy

#1138
July 25, 2013, 03:36:22 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on July 25, 2013, 03:30:57 AM
Now that roman one is bad.

Heee Heee
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Cindy

#1139
July 25, 2013, 03:44:06 AM
Four tourists walking down the street,  English, French, Spanish and German. They see a street performer but the crowd is to large so they shout for  him to stand on a platform.

He does and shouts 'can you see me know?'

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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