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dalebert

#1440
October 03, 2013, 08:23:22 AM
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dalebert

#1441
October 03, 2013, 08:31:38 AM
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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

#1442
October 03, 2013, 11:27:23 AM
This si not a bad joke, but I will share it.

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Alice Rogers

#1443
October 03, 2013, 11:39:40 AM
What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

#1444
October 03, 2013, 11:43:40 AM
Quote from: alexjrogers on October 03, 2013, 11:39:40 AM
What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

lol.


What bird do you eat with every meal??

A swallow
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Alice Rogers

#1445
October 03, 2013, 11:45:44 AM
What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A raisin
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

#1446
October 03, 2013, 11:55:58 AM
What are you SINKING about??? Gotta love Germans.

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Alice Rogers

#1447
October 03, 2013, 12:12:44 PM
Quote from: Ксениа on October 03, 2013, 11:55:58 AM
What are you SINKING about??? Gotta love Germans.

Lol, my boyfriend is Swiss, he speaks better english than I do!
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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Dedwards

#1448
October 03, 2013, 12:31:30 PM
Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
:laugh:
It's not anyone's decision who you are, it's your own, and I appreciate the fact you think that way.
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dalebert

#1449
October 03, 2013, 12:42:14 PM
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Amelia Pond

#1450
October 03, 2013, 01:40:05 PM
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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

#1451
October 03, 2013, 01:44:43 PM
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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

#1452
October 03, 2013, 04:31:17 PM
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dalebert

#1453
October 03, 2013, 05:13:07 PM
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Danielle Emmalee

#1454
October 04, 2013, 12:19:02 PM
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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dalebert

#1455
October 05, 2013, 12:00:34 AM
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Alice Rogers

#1456
October 05, 2013, 05:17:49 AM
Whats brown and sticky?









A stick
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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dalebert

#1457
October 05, 2013, 09:29:27 AM
Guy walks into a bar with a big box and sets it on the counter. He asks the bartender if he's in the market for entertainment for his bar and opens the box. Inside is a tiny man and a tiny baby grand piano. The guy nods at the little man and he begins playing beautiful music on the piano.

"That's amazing! How'd you manage to find this little fella?"

The guy is frowning. He sighs noticeably and says "I freed a genie and he granted me a wish. I guess he was either a prankster or just hard of hearing."

"Why do you say that?" asks the bartender.

"Do you really think I would wish for a 12-inch pianist?"
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Danielle Emmalee

#1458
October 05, 2013, 09:34:50 AM
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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dalebert

#1459
October 06, 2013, 10:19:57 AM
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