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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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dalebert


dalebert


Cassie 4 Ever!!!

This si not a bad joke, but I will share it.

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Alice Rogers

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

Quote from: alexjrogers on October 03, 2013, 11:39:40 AM
What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

lol.


What bird do you eat with every meal??

A swallow
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Alice Rogers

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A raisin
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

What are you SINKING about??? Gotta love Germans.

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Alice Rogers

Quote from: Ксениа on October 03, 2013, 11:55:58 AM
What are you SINKING about??? Gotta love Germans.

Lol, my boyfriend is Swiss, he speaks better english than I do!
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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Dedwards

Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
:laugh:
It's not anyone's decision who you are, it's your own, and I appreciate the fact you think that way.


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dalebert


Amelia Pond

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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

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Cassie 4 Ever!!!

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dalebert


Danielle Emmalee

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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dalebert


Alice Rogers

Whats brown and sticky?









A stick
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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dalebert

Guy walks into a bar with a big box and sets it on the counter. He asks the bartender if he's in the market for entertainment for his bar and opens the box. Inside is a tiny man and a tiny baby grand piano. The guy nods at the little man and he begins playing beautiful music on the piano.

"That's amazing! How'd you manage to find this little fella?"

The guy is frowning. He sighs noticeably and says "I freed a genie and he granted me a wish. I guess he was either a prankster or just hard of hearing."

"Why do you say that?" asks the bartender.

"Do you really think I would wish for a 12-inch pianist?"

Danielle Emmalee

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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dalebert