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Bad Jokes

Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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LordKAT

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dalebert


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dalebert

God bless you, cows!


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LordKAT

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dappergq

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dappergq

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dalebert


Constance

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

freddie

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Choices are what enables us to tell the world who we are.
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dalebert


V M

Never get jealous
when you see
your ex with
someone else, because
our parents
taught us to give our used
toys to the
less fortunate
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Kittenswithmittens



Now this is what you call "drag queen"!

(Every time I post here I feel that I top the whole concept of bad jokes)
"She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through, then passed right by - and never knew."
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Mickie

Dude, do you even normal?
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