God bless you, cows!

Quote from: dalebert on January 10, 2014, 03:18:30 PM

Belly rubz?

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Never get jealous
when you see
your ex with
someone else, because
our parents
taught us to give our used
toys to the
less fortunate

Now this is what you call "drag queen"!

(Every time I post here I feel that I top the whole concept of bad jokes)

Just saying...