Math nerds unite.

Quote from: DianaP on January 29, 2013, 05:45:32 PM
Math nerds unite.

OMG...."I looked back on Calculus..."

You mean....there's math beyond Calc? OMG, I'm afraid....

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Quote from: DianaP on January 29, 2013, 05:45:32 PM
Math nerds unite.

That reminds me of a certain ...

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Quote from: dalebert on January 30, 2013, 11:24:15 AM
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OMG 

As a New Englander, this one's close to my heart.

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Quote from: Beth Andrea on January 29, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
You mean....there's math beyond Calc? OMG, I'm afraid....

As a comp sci major, I can testify to this. I wasn't even allowed to transfer from my 2-year college to Georgia Tech until I had completed all three Calc courses. Even then, I had to take a math course almost every quarter of my remaining two years plus at Tech to meet all the comp sci math requirements! Torture.

Quote from: dalebert on January 31, 2013, 10:35:10 AM
As a comp sci major, I can testify to this. I wasn't even allowed to transfer from my 2-year college to Georgia Tech until I had completed all three Calc courses. Even then, I had to take a math course almost every quarter of my remaining two years plus at Tech to meet all the comp sci math requirements! Torture.

UMich didn't have math requirements for us past differential equations (calc 4).   Here's some comp sci jokes:

Two bits meet.  The first bit asks, "Are you ill?"
The second bit replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."


Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.  [Note:  I have a t-shirt with this printed on it...]


"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause....
"Java."

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 31, 2013, 11:05:05 AM
UMich didn't have math requirements for us past differential equations (calc 4).   Here's some comp sci jokes:

Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."


Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

What? 

Quote from: DianaP on January 31, 2013, 03:31:38 PM
What? 

Quote from: EmSchuma on January 31, 2013, 11:05:05 AM
Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

I forgot to spell check when I copied this one.  Instead of byte, it should have been bit (since bits are either on or off).

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

There's nothing hear saying how many times to repeat, so it's an infinite loop (although, I suppose you would eventually run out of shampoo... let's assume she has a bottomless shampoo bottle).

TELEPATHY

Let's discuss it...




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Inspired by a recent thread, original funny by me! Yay! First time!

"It's a dog eat dog something." -George Takei

I came up with a funny dialogue.

Doctor: Yep, that's the bullet. It's lodged in your ventricular apex.

Patient: Oh, shoot! Well, I'll take a shot in the dark and guess that I'll be having heart surgery. I suppose I'll have another round of testing? If so, I'd like to have some magazines available while I wait. Just know that I'd like to rifle through any other options available and fire them off first. Shoot straight with me, doc.
   
Doctor: Well, before you recoil in horror, allow me to explain that we're not so trigger happy with surgery. Don't shoot from the hip with assumptions, because you were off the mark. There's no magic bullet with surgery; they all present risks. Considering your age, you wouldn't be able to handle it. Since there are no significant problems with you, we'll just have you discharged for now.

Quote from: DianaP on February 02, 2013, 04:23:29 PM
I came up with a funny dialogue.

Doctor: Yep, that's the bullet. It's lodged in your ventricular apex.

Patient: Oh, shoot! Well, I'll take a shot in the dark and guess that I'll be having heart surgery. I suppose I'll have another round of testing? If so, I'd like to have some magazines available while I wait. Just know that I'd like to rifle through any other options available and fire them off first. Shoot straight with me, doc.
   
Doctor: Well, before you recoil in horror, allow me to explain that we're not so trigger happy with surgery. Don't shoot from the hip with assumptions, because you were off the mark. There's no magic bullet with surgery; they all present risks. Considering your age, you wouldn't be able to handle it. Since there are no significant problems with you, we'll just have you discharged for now.

For the second time this week, I wonder if someone is channeling the spirit of George Carlin,  great bit of punderful humour.

        Friend of mine tries to get medical marijuana. The doctor says he has to suffer from a chronic condition like chronic pain,  glaucoma,  etc
He says yeah, I have glaucoma so bad I can barely walk
The doctor says, sir glaucoma is an eye condition.
He says yeah and the glaucoma is so bad I can't walk cause I run into things...

I suppose there are worse things than being transgender: