Two men walk into a bar.

One lost a tooth.

Quote from: dalebert on March 19, 2013, 07:15:57 AM

DNA = National Association of Dyslexics.

Well it does sound like it could be the name of a superhero or a giant Japanese monster-fighting robot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer paying with a £50 note.

'Oh dear doesn't look like I've got any change,' says the barman, 'Tell you what. I'll buy everyone else a drink with what's left. Okay?'

The man develops a stutter, 'F-f-f-f-f... F-f-f-f-f.. oh lord... F-f-f-f-f-f.'

'Well,; said the barman, 'You can't say fairer than that.'

I know this to be true because I work at home. Every day is take your cat to work day. It's hard to get stuph done. She's VERY jealous of my laptop. If I could engineer some way to be working on my computer while she falls asleep in my lap, I think she might be okay with that.

Quote from: dalebert on March 29, 2013, 11:26:26 PM

HOORAY for TacoCat...or...taCocaT...



That's one spicy pussy!

A doctor turns up looking somewhat dishevelled at the house of a woman whose husband is on his deathbed.

"I almost didn't make it," says the doctor, "what with all these loonies driving round in dirty cars with numbers on them."

"Oh don't worry about them," says the woman, "That's just the family rallying around."

Quote from: StellaB on March 30, 2013, 12:59:15 PM
A doctor turns up looking somewhat dishevelled at the house of a woman whose husband is on his deathbed.

"I almost didn't make it," says the doctor, "what with all these loonies driving round in dirty cars with numbers on them."

"Oh don't worry about them," says the woman, "That's just the family rallying around."

[Peanut voice@Jeff Dunham]THEY'RE MAKING A LEFT TURN!! OH LOOK, ANOTHER LEFT TUUUURRNNN..![ /Peanut]

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog--it croaks every night.

I actually feel bad for this actor. I hear people come up to him and say horrible things. It's amazing how stupid people can be.

I hate licorice!